(I’m posting this story well ahead of Election Day in the States least people mistakenly think I’m talking about that).
It was Election Day. It was basically a two-party system. Castle Cliff was one of the smallest voting stations in the country. There were only twelve voters. Of course they took several days to count the votes but eventually the results were published:
Conservatives: 1
Liberals: 75
Weave a Web 
Hahahahaha! Um…no comment.
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Now they had to get the dearly departed registered and vote. Some even voted twice!
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That’s a dead certainty!
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Yes it’s all a grave affair.
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I dig that! (Gosh I haven’t used that expression for 60 years!)
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I was going to say…groovy Bruce…but it broke the death theme!
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Fab.
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Far out outta sight
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Yes, that’s how it goes. Illegal aliens and the dearly passed on all voted.
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I watch with interest!
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I myself can’t wait. Looking for all those ghosts!
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That’s possible if votes have separate weights and normalisation is done on a scale of 1 to 100.
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I think they do it in your face and scream blue murder. Pelosi is a cheat (as is Hilary). We await a Shakespeare…
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Sounds about right. I remember years back in the UK when the then ruling party adjusted a few of the constituency boundaries in order to ensure that they remained in the majority!
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I’m glad that the people of Castle Cliff are so intelligent.
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To vote they dressed up as Vikings. I would have no idea what side they were on.
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I recall an election here where a couple of characters were caught with their hands in the ballot boxes….in the back of a car.
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Sounds suspicious!
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