Welcome to the Las Vegas Tiger Spectacle! These tigers will do spectacular tricks. On your hind legs, Gertie. Now walk! Thank you! Thank you! You’re a great audience.
Lie on your back, Kamala. See! She likes her belly rubbed!
Open wide your mouth, Kayden. I wouldn’t try this at home! I can put my head into his open jaws. You have to trust a big cat before they trust you. I have lived with these three tigers since they were cubs. That’s a good eight years. They’re not going to hurt me. I trust them and they
Weave a Web 
I don’t think the narrator made it past 8 years.
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Perhaps he bit off more than he could chew.
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Purr-fect
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A mistimed sneeze and it’s curtains. Still, it saves on killing another animal for the tiger’s tea.
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It is not clear whether the narrator or the spectator met his maker that day.
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Hopefully both!
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Wow! That story was
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Ha! Thank y
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I used to think that every time I saw a tiger act! The tiger probably wasn’t fed enough meat!
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How do you come up with these?! Darkly unsettling but hilarious stuff.
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I could say similar with your blog.
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This might be seen as a bit unsavoury, but this reminds me of Steve Irwin’s last moment with the Sting Ray.
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Yes – I never thought of that!
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I thought of Irwin the whole way through…because who would do that? Anyways…
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