Quite frankly Brooklyn, I’m amazed that you didn’t know the meaning of heteropaternal superfecundation. I thought everyone would be familiar with the term. I suppose if you live a protected life with little bearing on reality then you might have escaped knowing what such words mean. Goodness knows the extent of ignorance in society. I have no idea what they’re teaching in schools these days.
Let’s all say “heteropaternal superfecundation” three times to imprint it on your memory. One two three:
HETEROPATERNAL SUPERFECUNDATION!
HETEROPATERNAL SUPERFECUNDATION!
HETEROPATERNAL SUPERFECUNDATION!
Excellent! Now don’t be late tomorrow children. It’s a special day, with the drag queen performance in the library reserved strictly for the kindergarten.
Weave a Web 
Coming to a kindergarten near you any day now.
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When the children came home and said they had pole dancing most mothers presumed it was a dance from Eastern Europe!
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Well, isn’t it??
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Ha!
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To be honest I wish this was fiction!
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Too true!
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So when did you start writing true stories?
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Come on Max. You know all my stories are true.
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It slipped my tiny mind Bruce but of course they are!
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Thank you Max. My faith in you is restored.
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Well you know what they say… The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I perhaps fake the fact that I prefer the Rolling Stones to the Beatles…. !
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Oh no…your tastes are sliding Bruce!
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It’s beyond sickening the amount of people that want to sexual iz e young children.
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It’s terrifying…
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!!!
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I think you’re a little inaccurate here, Bruce. This is the third grade curriculum. The kindergarteners are learning songs about it.
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Ha! Third graders? Oh sorry… they grow up so quickly!
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All too true. They were probably taught to identify themselves as cis or trans-gendered on the LGBTQR+2 scale, if they can remember it. Perhaps the teacher wrote it on their forearm in indelible ink?
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I have a new playground chant they could use: Cis are sissy! Cis are sissy!
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