I guess that Story 2525 is a significant enough number to depart from (as is the custom on this blog with a significant number) the usual fictional plot, and branch out instead into reality.
New Zealand doesn’t have snakes. It doesn’t have ferocious animals. It really doesn’t have too many horrid insects – unless you’re allergic to bee stings.
What you could encounter if you visited from overseas and was fossicking around the undergrowth of a forest (or even someone’s garden) would be a giant worm. Below is a picture of a worm that a boy in Christchurch (New Zealand) picked up in the garden last week. They grow to about a metre and a half (about 60 inches, about 5 feet) and can be as round as your wrist.
To be honest, I know you’d ask, I’m not sure if they are edible. I’ve never seen a recipe. The boy in the picture said he put it back in the garden and he wasn’t sure if it was dead or alive.
So if you’re planning on coming to New Zealand be prepared to encounter giant worms (of which there are about six different species).
On a brighter note: I’ve lived here for 73 years and never seen one! The boy’s mother described the find as “The worm from Hell”. I quite agree.
That is 73 wasted years then . I mean, a little boy did it. Come on Bruce, get with it and find a worm!
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LOL! I’m not hungry.
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I was thinking…wow that could used for a lot of fishing! You wouldn’t have to dig around again with that one.
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If I was a fish I’m swim off in the opposite direction.
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Yea that big! I’ve never seen worms that big!
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So I’m worm sized! Awesome. I missed the giant worms when I visited but I’ll be sure to look for them if I return.
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Leave not a stone unturned, Iseult!
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I wonder if they are type of earthworm, or if they prefer small critters on the dinner menu?
Just looked it up, and yes, they are earthworms.
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You might have platypuses and wallabyuses but we have worms.
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You da winners!
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Of course the worms are a basic ingredient in a GENUINE pavlova.
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In that case, you da losers! :-0
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I read about this somewhere else and the boy said, “I tried to convince my dad to keep it in a plastic bag, but he wasn’t really in on that idea,” the nine-year-old tells RNZ. “I think it’s because adults don’t really enjoy giant worms in their houses. If I was an adult, I would agree.”
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I had a pet paripatus as a kid (and also a snail) but no worms.
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I’ve been hiding under the proverbial stone these days, and was quite surprised at your 2525th contribution. New Zealand should seriously consider exporting those worms to the Middle Kingdom.
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I hope there weren’t any big worms under the stone you were under Uma. Unfortunately the worms, unlike the Middle Kingdom, are real! Your absence was noted!
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There is no beating the worms that are to be found everywhere, but you can find your way around them. The only one that gets you is the one in your heart.
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Yes, all sorts of worms can worm their way into the heart.
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No wonder your soil is so fertile and rich!
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It’s all the artificial fertilizer spread on farms that make them look productive….
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Sounds familiar.
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Perhaps I’m glad you never saw one – you’d find a perfectly great way to murder it. And worms do enormous good for the soil!
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You can’t wiggle out of the fact that the huge worm is horrible!
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No worse than a snake and they don’t bite!
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That would take quite a fish hook!
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I don’t think I could eat a fish caught using that disgusting worm.
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I just wouldn’t want to half to bait the hook.
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Yuk!
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You’re never going to win a mini-bike without eating a few worms.
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I was looking forward to pushing the bike up all the hills we’ve got around here.
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If Sisyphus had been as smart as Tom Sawyer he would have gotten other people to pay him for the privilege of pushing the rock.
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Tom would also get others to pay for the privilege of letting the rock go.
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That worm even has testi…testi…is very testy. How he came to a boy and not an adult which would have been hairy!
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You’ve just made that worm even more disgusting.
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