I enjoy my job as a personal trainer. Sometimes however I get the feeling that this particular client I’m with now – Monica is her name – has hired me for two one hour sessions a week because she’s heading for fifty and I’m young, handsome, and muscular.
Push! Push! You can do it Monica!
Push-ups would be the bane of most body trainers. Personally I try to do 500 push-ups a day. Most of them I do while accompanying clients. If I don’t get to exercise myself I get flabby pretty fast and it doesn’t have the same sex appeal so you don’t get employed.
Good on you, Monica! You can do it if you put your mind to it!
Of course this woman – Monica – is completely out of shape. She’s shaped like a pile of you-know-what. She couldn’t walk to the door without getting puffed. Still, she pays well, which is all I care about.
Up and down! Up and down! Come on Monica!
Cor blimey – she’s useless.
Come on Monica! Up and down! OK, that’s good. Now let’s try the other eyelid.
Weave a Web 
I find huge false lashes with lots of mascara are great for weighted push ups.
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They don’t suit everybody. I tried it and people stared.
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They were jealous of your muscly lids.
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Lids Lips Hips – clearly these unsophisticated words were invented by cavemen/women,,,
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Monica is REALLY out of shape.
Do you think the trainer is a tad in love with himself?
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I think a good percentage of trainers are!
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Well, eyelids or whatever, as long as she pays…
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I’m with you there Herb.
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The trainer is after her money…she was after him… The Circle of Life
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So often these stories are taken from real life.
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What is with the picture, though, Bruce?? Is that your idea of 50?
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The pictures NEVER have anything to do with the story – or very little. One does not want to give way the punchline before the story is read. So pictures and tags have to lead on a wild goose chase – as they can spoil the fun!
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As I am reading this it is early in the morning on a morning when circumstances have had me out of bed much longer than normal and I am finding it extremely difficult to do my eyelid pushups. I am, however going to count them as a workout. This narrator is my kind of personal trainer.
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Getting a bit of “shut-eye” sounds like reasonable exercise.
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As long as her money lasts, Monica’s eyes will be opened!
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Never a truer word…!
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True, eyelids routine is not an easy thing accomplish with a sexy trainer hovering over you.
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Ok. I think Monica is awesome to do that! I go to the gym off and on & I’m past 50… but I keep thinking I need to get a trainer for a couple sessions…. so for now its aqua aerobics, walking & stationary bike.lol…
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