(WARNING: The discerning reader might find out why.)
I want to thank you for posting your wonderful article online. It is not a pleasant topic and people shun talking about it, but your article imparted how to develop skills that people in my situation need. So a big thank you.
These last few years I have kept chickens. I view them as pets really, although for a good deal of the year they provide eggs. One of the great delights of keeping poultry is having them hatch out babies. They are so lovely, so cute, so soft and fluffy and darling. I can’t help myself when a hen goes broody. I just have to put half a dozen eggs under her for these miracles to hatch three weeks later.
A disadvantage of this “weakness” of mine (I call it a weakness because I suppose I shouldn’t do it so often) is that a good half of the baby chickens are boys. And really, in a flock of fowls (unlike humans) only one male is necessary. So I have a plethora of cockerels strutting around and I don’t know what to do with them.
This is where your wonderful online posting comes in; for once someone has the knowledge to say how to kill a rooster humanely. I was able to exterminate eight without any suffering. As I say, I view them as pets so it’s important to me that they are put down in a caring way.
At first I thought it looked complicated, so I practised on my son’s canaries. Of course I botched that up. There were blood and feathers everywhere. So I practised on my daughter’s rabbits and got so much better at it. Thank you once again for your caring article.
Seriously?
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No!!!!
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Phew!!
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It was inspired by a neighbour dropping off a couple of roosters two days ago!
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Gotcha!
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Good grief! A serial killer in the making! This one was especially dark.
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Darn! I have been laughing since the ending came to me!!
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You know, the other day I saw a dead chicken in the middle of the road and just had to ask myself, “why?”
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At last an answer to the eternal question: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
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And why was a chicken chosen for this philisophical question?
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Birds of a feather flock together.
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Now you chuck in a non sequiter!
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Latin was never my forte.
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It’s all Welsh to you?
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Such a caring person…you just feel the love.
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Thanks Max – I’d like to share my caring-ness with you.
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I know you do. The warmth just radiates from your posts….not to mention the poisons, knives, and other instruments of destruction.
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The best compliment I’ve had all week.
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I have the feeling this guy is practicing for something bigger in the next story!
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I normally like to leave pets alone – but you’ve given me a sorely needed idea!
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Some theoreticians would argue that one human male amongst eighty females would be sufficient.
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Yes – that has been my experience.
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Thanks for the trigger warning Bruce!
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!! Some don’t enjoy the extermination of pets – which I can understand!
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I think as long as you don’t kill a dog, readers don’t get too mad at you. Maybe a cat, too. But I say kill all the rabbits. This is a great story!
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I (secretly) rather enjoyed the stupidity of the slaughter at the end of the tale!
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I enjoyed it, too.
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