2476. Hospital emergency

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Doctor: Hold still. I’ve got some of it out with the tweezers.

Cynthia: Ouch, doctor. It hurts.

Doctor: There! That’s quite a big piece. Have you just been to a fancy dress party?

Cynthia: No. I am a real princess. Be more careful. Don’t forget that I’m a princess.

Doctor: You and your parents might think so, but in truth you’re a spoiled little brat. Now hold still. This would be a lot easier if there wasn’t blood all over the place.

Cynthia: But I am a real princess.

Doctor: Yeah right. Anyway, so how did you get all these shards of glass embedded in your right foot?

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        1. Bruce Goodman Post author

          I never thought about the ugly sisters – but you’re right they cut their toes off to fit into the shoe! I just might do a series on the three sisters !! Although Shakespeare dealt with it all pretty well in “King Lear”!

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