It could be construed that Sean was perhaps overly fussy. No sooner had he been diagnosed with terminal cancer than he went online and bought himself a complete new set of clothes.
“One doesn’t want to look shabby lying in a coffin,” he declared. “Or for that matter look shabby for an eternity.”
His new clothes arrived. He tried them on. He looked smart indeed!
He didn’t last much longer. He died.
Nora, his widowed wife, was a realist. “I’m not having him buried in those perfectly good clothes,” she said, handing the undertaker a set of old clothes that Sean wore when mowing the lawn. “They’re clean. I’m taking these lovely new clothes to the Opportunity Shop.”
Sean will be penalized for the afterlife dress code. Nora will pay for this.
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Eek! There’s a dress code for that???
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No wonder you’re still here. God has clearly been waiting for you to get dolled up.
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she’ll be waiting a long time!
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Is that the pronoun of God’s choice?
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It’s either that, or ‘they’. Take your pick.
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Depends on which way you are going.
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Ha!
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Dress code is part of the Beatific Vision (I would imagine. These days Pierre Cardin wouldn’t get a look in. And Coco Chanel is a no-no.
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Wouldn’t it be better to spend eternity in a comfy old pair of sweats anyway? I must be a realist, too.
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Only if heaven has a decent washing machine.
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As has been wisely expressed over the ages, man proposes, God disposes. (In some cases, it is the Spouse.)
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Ha! A well-dressed murderer adds heaps of distinction to a Who-dunnit.
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A practical woman! Especially if he was being cremated!
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A burning issue…
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Can’t blame her really! Mind you you could have hung onto them for a potential future suitor..
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Another wise observation
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