Oh Mildred, It is such a delight that Yvonne survived her operation. I believe it was touch and go for a while. Having diabetes and needing both legs amputated was a frightening prospect. And to think she survived the operation and is making wonderful progress in her wheel chair. When is she going to get her prosthetic legs do you know?
You don’t know? You what? It wasn’t Yvonne? But I thought…
Yvonne passed away? She never had her operation? I am so sorry to hear that. So whose legs did they cut off?
I didn’t know she had an identical twin sister.
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Aha! You made clever use of that little cartoon, BA. Was her twin sister named Alida?
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No her identical twin was trans and called Thaddeus.
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LOL.
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Always useful to be able to play the disability card though.
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Yes, the disability card is most useful unless it was decapitation as it impairs the hearing (apparently).
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Pardon??
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What the hell is going on with that picture? When they removed her legs (which, oddly, are quite clearly still there, did they sew two giant hands to her neck? At least she doesn’t have an identical twin any more…
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I did rather enjoy fiddling with the picture (to make it more realistic). The twins were conjoined Siamese (I forgot to mention that) and when one died with gangrene in the legs the other ones legs played up and… oh, need I go on?
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Why not? I do…
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“Going on and on” is apparently contagious.
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Oh dear, I offer my apologies to the world in general
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I wonder if she misses her twin or her legs more?
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They we conjoined at the knee (I forgot to mention that) so their separation was quite liberating.
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Wake up, Bruce. Or else you’ll have an entire town on wheels.
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Think what a whole town on wheels could do for the Para-Olympics.
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Poor Yvonne!
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I presume that the Yvonne you are talking about is the Yvonne who has kindly followed this blog since almost its inception!
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