Now that interplanetary visitation is commonplace there are some people who won’t accept reality. Gone are the days when we didn’t know whether or not life existed on other planets – let alone intelligent life.
What gets me down are the tourists. There are hundreds of known planets seething with life, but these aliens from just the one planet seem to wander aimlessly around the cosmos like maggots on a hunk of dead rotten meat. And they take photographs of everything. You would think by now they would have upgraded their technology.
My home has a spectacular view of a waterfall. It’s why I paid such an extravagant price for the house; it was the view. Now it seems like you can’t see the waterfall for the tourists. Also, I estimate there must be three or four knocks on my door every day. It is tourists asking if I am willing to sell. These tourists from just the one planet seem motivated by greed. They are buying up a good portion of the real estate around here and they’re only living in it for about a month of the year.
Other planets are finding the same problems. There’s a move afoot to get the Interplanetary Confederation to ban tourists from Earth altogether.
This is here and now Bruce, which I’m certain was part of your metaphorical use of aliens. Property ownership by individiduals is quickly becoming a thing of the past.
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I never gave “aliens” much of a thought – but, yes, you’re quite right!
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Taking advice from your comment “preamble” I am going to say something sensible. Something sensible.
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Thank you, Herb. It’s what I’m growing to expect.
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I am not surprised at all. The science fiction is a telling piece of realist representation of the Earthlings.
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Yes, SciFi has much to teach Earthlings – esp. the Scifi from the lit. of Planet Hlkjsaflkjsafljksadf.
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Earthlings are the worst.
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I’m delighted that your experience of Earthinglings is similar to mine. Are you going home for the Y;lk;askdkjuhdfg Feast?
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Not this time. I’m afraid the current price of rocket fuel has set the trip a little beyond my reach.
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How unfair! We can’t travel to their planets. Murder and aliens are definitely your top topics! Now we need the murder of an alien!
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Now that’s an excellent idea. I shall begin to plot!
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Might be better to just blow up earth entirely.
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Sums up earthlings. Reminds me of the trip to the mountains I took recently. I, the alien, wandering aimlessly taking in the sights and sounds when I heard a cacophony. Turns out it was the crude plebs from earth, the males trying to get the attention of the females.
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Even in zoos – that is zoos on other planets – the human males and females have to be put in separate enclosures to prevent unseemly behaviour (such as the males stealing the females’ food).
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