Ever since her teenage son had come home from school, raided the fridge, and had a fry-up, Stacey had labelled everything in the refrigerator. She wasn’t going to be stuck at home for a weekend again with no cat food. Ryan had cooked it and declared later that it was quite delicious. Stacey had threatened to throw him a bone intended for the dog if he ever did it again. That explains why everything in her fridge was named and dated.
Stacey had been a solo Mum all these years. Husband Robert had gone for a bike ride, hit a car, and never came home.
Ryan in his teenage years enjoyed relabelling everything in the refrigerator. Butter was cat food; cheese was dog food; leftover couscous was canary food. Even tapioca pudding was frog’s eggs, and a raisin dessert was fly-cemetery.
Then Stacey met Nick. He didn’t have a sense of humour. It is amazing how one person can change everything.
I sense this will not have a happy ever after ending.
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I would imagine that to be so!
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I like Ryan right off the bat. He also relabelled the anti-freeze as “Nick’s liquor”
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It’s a small world – you know him too!
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I don’t think people without a sense of humor can be trusted. Of course, many of them with a sense of humor can’t be either. Life is hard.
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You’ve cut out most of the population Herb!
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Well…?
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Nick always wanted to be a father figure until he was relabelled Dick?
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No need to be a Prick!
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I was trying my darnedest to think how through discipline Ryan and his Mum could turn out alright, but I could only imagine Rick waking up with a label on his head, such are kids today. Lol
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He would need a label on most parts presumably.
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Lol, how you been anyway Bruce? How’s life treating you?
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Ah well… sometimes I think that Providence has been extremely kind to me – and then I think it would’ve been much easier to simply have had me won the lotto. So how are you Matthew you old bastard?
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I understand that only too well friend. Yeh, I’m ok ty Bruce, fighting the good fight.
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Just have the kid buy his own food@
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He’d love that – because they we rich – like Johnny Depp and Thingy Heard.
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Some people have their sense of humour relabelled. This can be particularly alarming occurring in punch lines.
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I’ve never quite liked the word “punch” in the word “punchline”.
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Hope she dumps him ASAP. Never marry someone without a sense of humor!
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I take it that it’s no joke to marry someone humourless.
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Any tips on how to tell the difference between ketchup and mustard?
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I’m in a quandary over the question because we seem to have neither of the ones I tasted in America over here. In fact I’ve only ever had tomato sauce (which seems to be different from ketchup) and the mustard on a hotdog bears no resemblance to the mustard I’m used to. Having said that, give me plum sauce over everything.
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Is that kind of like Rick & Morty’s Szechuan sauce?
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I rarely dine at McDonalds. Usually the maid serves Roquefort Sauce or on her day off the butler whisks up a Black Truffle Sauce.
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Fair enough.
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So he came home and fried up the butter? I’m not sure Ryan is going to live that long anyway. This might just work itself out.
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Re frying the butter – one could pick holes in “King Lear” if one put a mind to it!
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