Juniper Crappe had a terrible disability. It was a rare complaint. In fact it was so rare that specialists wondered if she was the only one in the world with the disease. Yes, it was classified as a disease. They called it Crappe’s Disease.
The thing was, everything Juniper touched became as soft as a peeled banana. She would pick up a book and her fingers would go through it like a squelchy mess. If she picked up a knife and fork to eat, it was as if the metal was made of plasticine. Door handles disintegrated into squishy disarray when she touched them.
The real problem for specialists was that they had no idea what caused it. Even to shake Juniper’s hand by way of a greeting was like putting ones hand in a jug of cold custard. Fortunately, her being fed with a spoon was successful; at least for a time. Her mouth was not like her hands; things softened only when touched by her hands. Gradually however, as the specialists predicted, things worsened. Juniper couldn’t even touch her face without her fingers feeling naked bone.
If anyone knows of anyone else who might have Crappe’s Disease, or knows of a possible cure, Juniper would be extremely grateful. Or she would be if she was still alive.
Good grief. I can picture her face melting, her eyes popping out of her sockets, her nose falling down her chin, bones turning into jelly. I’m sure you did too!
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OMG! I thought you had died of COVID and gone to Heaven. Now I have some catching up to do.
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If only getting to heaven was that easy. I’m still stuck in hell BA!
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LOL!
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I’ll admit to thinking I’ve been haunted by the ghost of Nitin whenever your name pops up…. 😀
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You aren’t thinking. You’re really being haunted by a bearded, paunched, brown spook. Boo!
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Still scary….
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I’m sure she just died of old age. She was probably very popular in the old folks home, transforming everyone’s food to a more digestable form.
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That is true – it was the euthanasia what did her in.
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Mushy pork chops with squishy sautéed onions.
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That ending was Crappe.
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I agree! Sometimes a story won’t reveal its ending.
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She wouldn’t have needed a blender for mushy food and could have sucked it up with a straw. Gloves, gloves – didn’t the MDs prescribe gloves?
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Have you ever tried eating Jell-O with your fingers while wearing gloves?
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I am sure Juniper rattled the bones of Death when she met him.
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