And there in front of Matilda was a staircase. She had been heading for school a little tentatively because Fatty the playground bully had been flexing his muscles these past few weeks. But now suddenly in front of Matilda the sky opened up and a staircase of overwhelming length and height opened before her. Was this the stairway to heaven? There was only one way to find out.
Matilda began to climb. Step by step. It was tiring. Her legs were sore. She thought, I can stop climbing whenever I like. So she did. She would stop ascending, sit on a step, and rest. Of course there was no longer much of a view. Clouds shrouded the earth in misty invisibility.
Soon she was on her feet again. Step by step. Higher and higher. She felt pulled towards the apex. Was there perhaps a door? Or a pearly gate? Were there angels waiting to welcome her into Paradise? Matilda thought she could see in the distance where the staircase ended. There was definitely something or somebody there.
Nothing motivates a tired traveller like the thought of arrival. Matilda quickened her step. And there she was! At the apex of the stairway to heaven! She gazed at the most beautiful and welcoming gates in the history of existence.
Fatty the playground bully was there. He pushed Matilda off, over the side of the staircase.
Well drat on Fatty! Let’s hope at the top of the stairs was the gateway to hell, just for him!
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Why are bullies often “plump”?
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Because they like to throw their weight around, silly!
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Ha! Very clever! I chortled!
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Ok, I knew there would be a twist but I didn’t quite expect that! I audibly chuckled.
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Glad to have helped add a chuckle to your day!
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Same here!
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!!
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That was great Bruce… I guess Matilda wasn’t worthy.
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You’ll be able too ask after her personally perhaps!
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The flaw in time-space has been used masterfully to create an illusion in which the bully pushes away Matilda at the end of the vision whereas in a linear depiction her journey to the top would begin after the push.
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I had the same thought!
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The playground must be very pleasant today without Fatty being there.
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Fatty was apparently given a sex talk at kindergarten so he’s rarely at school these days.
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Ah.
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U should’ve read this one before your latest one and ended the night on a happy note. 😀
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I*
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You’re right – when push comes to shove.
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🤦♀️ I was going to originally attempt a pun on “Waltzing Matilda”…
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I mean, apparently Matilda calls him Fatty. She probably deserved what she got.
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I had a similar thought!
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