When Clint and Crystal decided to live together they thought it would be fun to create a house – all their own – out of a couple of old shipping containers. Clint had enough money to do this, and once completed and settled they could work towards being self-sufficient. They had seen television programs about people who did such things. It looked like fun and seemed to be the very thing that would bring excitement to their lives.
They ordered two shipping containers and had them delivered onto the property they had purchased next to a forest.
Of course they would rough it in an old caravan until their house was liveable. The internet was a must. How else could they find out how to do things? And they needed electricity. Both of those took months to set up, and by the time it was done Crystal had taken off to town (permanently) as she had grown tired of the isolation.
Clint started visiting the nearest pub some evenings, just for a bit of company, and that was where he met Beth. Beth was really keen to join Clint’s project even though she had never wielded a hammer or a rake in her life. After a couple of weeks she decided that the alternative lifestyle wasn’t really for her and left.
Clint still had the two shipping containers sitting on the ground not even in place. A month or so later he met Carla. Carla was a realist. She said, “You do realize just how much you’ve taken on?” But she agreed to join Clint’s project and boy! did she get things done!
These days Carla and Clint have finished their home, have two kids (four kids if you count the two goats), and are almost self-sufficient with vegetables, fruit, goats, a cow and a couple of sheep. Not to mention the three chickens.
From the outside it looked like an idyllic situation, and indeed it was. It was idyllic until Clint went off to the pub one evening and that was where he met Melinda.
Did Carla dig a hole in the garden for Clint?
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She probably did because she could wield a spade.
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She gets things done.
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Yup. I reckon Clint was in for a helluva time when he got home (eventually?).
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Helluva good or bad time…??
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I’ll leave it at ‘helluva’ either way lol
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She digs Clint.
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Haha
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Having shipping containers as your home must be a load off your mind?
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It’s not always plain sailing.
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That is an incomplete sentence. It might read “She digs Clint a grave.” Then I can give you an A for your English assignment this term.
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I hate incomplete.
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So do.
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I’ll be spending a lot of time today figuring out the moral to this tale.
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Hint: the morals of my stories always leave something to be desired.
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Oy! Quit while you’re ahead Clint!,
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Clint should have converted one of the containers into a pub, so that he would never have to leave, and Carla could keep an eye on him…
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Is that called lowering the bar?
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Clint will fit into two other crates when Carla is done with him.
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Is she going to chop him in half?
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In nice clean slices.
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There’ a time to go to pub and time to stay home.
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A time for every purpose under heaven.
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It’s an epic compressed into a container or two.
Nonetheless, it’s an engrossing story.
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One can pack a lot into a small container.
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Can’t wait for the sequel: Murder in a Shipping Container.
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!! The could be many handy tools about to use! My favourite all-time murder is in a Guy de Maupassant short story when he kills a dozing fisherman with a spade! The description of the blood and brains sinking into the creek is horrific!
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Let’s hope Carla sends Clint packing. We now have some shops made out of shipping containers in the middle of Newcastle upon Tyne.
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Those shipping containers can be quite nice.
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You should pitch this to the DIY Network as a reality television show. Kind of a Bachelor meets Tiny House Living sort of thing.
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