I’m going to take a break for a week from producing original stories. I’ve completely run out of ideas, and maybe the break will inspire something. So instead, there are several thousand stories sitting there mainly unread, so I shall republish an earlier story each day for the next seven days. These stories won’t continue the current numbering system as they are repeats! They have been chosen pretty much at random.
We begin with Story 549: “Phlebotomists”. It was first posted on 12 April 2015.
Kent was a phlebotomist and a good one too. His job was to take blood samples at the local hospital. Of course, working in a hospital meant he never had a moment’s peace.
People don’t often realise, but even a doctor sometimes needs a doctor. In Kent’s case, he needed a phlebotomist. His doctor had ordered a blood test. Kent was not one to take his own blood. He went to a Health Clinic in another part of town.
Leon was the phlebotomist. He took blood from Kent’s arm. Kent noticed that Leon did the same thing as he himself did; he took twice the amount of blood required.
Leon smiled at Kent. Yes, it was as Kent thought; they had similar teeth.
What are the odds of these two meeting, eh?
This is one I hadn’t read before, and I liked it.
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Thanks. Something to get your teeth into.
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Whenever my wife or daughter need their blood drawn we always refer to the person who does it as a vampire.
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That sucks!
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I’ve heard all phlebotomists have similar teeth/fangs…
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That sucks.
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Let me guess; Kent works the night shift.
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Bats cause more than Covid.
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Do we need another lockdown?
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It’s a delightful story. My brain says I haven’t read it before but after two bouts of Wuhan Virus I am inclined to mistrust the old tangled lump of neurones.
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OMGoodness – you’ve had it twice! To my knowledge I haven’t had it, although the Omicron variant is currently raging over here. You gave the original story-posting a comment and a like I see – but you can be forgiven for not remembering! Of course, our friend Cynthia has a comment there as well.
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I suspected so. I need to revisit the story and all the comments including Cynthia’s! Regarding the disease, I am determined not to get it the 3rd time but probably it’s not in my hands.
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I keep hearing a voice (one of many) in my head… no tooth or blood puns…no tooth or blood puns…
This is a good idea Bruce…after I finish the Twilight Zone in April…I’m going to take a break and post my older posts.
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I find that I need to take a break every now and then but if there’s nothing posted for a while everyone has disappeared!
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That is what I’m afraid of…that is why I’m starting at number 1 and scheduling one every day
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All phlebotomists LOVE blood. Good one, Bruce.
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Thank you Noelle. I seem to be veinless and yet the seem to sniff out the blood.
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ooooh! Scary.
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I’ve had enough bad phlebotomists, I’d gladly donate a little extra to ensure a good experience.
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I always think when I get a blood test that they’re checking to see if what I told the doctor is true: How much alcohol do you drink? Mind you, I haven’t had a wine since around the New Year.
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The phlebotomists at our doctor’s surgery are far less glamorous!
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I always thought glamour was a pre-condition for flouting ones bottom.
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