2371. Hard boiled

You know I’m sick to death of pancakes with caviar. So why did you serve it? I’d like to enjoy a proper meal for a change. Frankly, it’s not good enough. You know I’ve been extremely busy these days and need proper food to keep my energy levels up. Take this plate away and bring me decent food.

Gloria left to boil four eggs in the kitchen. She had a gun in her purse and was sorely tempted to use it. Common sense prevailed.

Why are you serving me boiled eggs? This is pathetic. I don’t know why anyone would have called you a cook in the first place. You’re fired.

Quite frankly, Gloria had had enough. At that point Vladimir Putin dropped dead.

“Good riddance to bad rubbish,” said Gloria as she stuffed the three remaining poisoned hard boiled eggs into her purse to use on Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov.