Look, I don’t believe in Valentine’s Day. It’s yet another thing invented by sales people to make a buck or two. Those who sell chocolates and roses and cards must be making a packet. They’re swimming in dough. So for that reason I don’t support such superficial observances.
My friend, Sandra, commemorates Valentine’s Day. Her boyfriend always sends her a dozen roses; although he never lets on that it’s him, but we all know it’s him that sends them. Sandra is always over the moon and goes sloppy and it’s pathetic to see her go on and on about love and nonsense. She’s like a wet dishcloth when it comes to love – all a bit slimy and yucky. I’m not surprised she would commemorate something as phoney as Valentine’s. I’m not into bogus things like that.
This is the second year that no one has sent me flowers.
Got to be in it to win it!
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That might explain why I’ve never won the lottery.
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🙂
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It does put a lot of pressure on people, Valentines. It’s too bad.
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It used to be just for engaged couples apparently but now it’s gone berserk!
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We used to give them to each other as school kids, so I don’t think the engaged couple thing has ever been an exclusive tradition here. I think UK and Commonwealth may be different–we’ve been told not to send valentines to friends in UK as it’s only a romantic thing. But I got one in the form of a cookie from a good friend, and an e-card from my sister-in-law… I was awful and didn’t send any…(see the pressure makes you feel bad…;-)
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I guess it’s only a 20 year or so “tradition” over here to commemorate Valentines at all! I never knew of it at all in my youth.
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I think the earliest valentine cards in the US were 19th Century…
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I think when it first came in over here we used to say SAINT Valentine’s Day. Now it’s just Valentine’s Day or Valentine’s. Or that just might be me!
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Same here. Occasionally I see St. Valentine’s Day. Gruesome story (of course most of them are) could be part of it, but secularism is another.
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That’s true.
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Just you wait, Algernon.
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Ha! Ha! A card would do.
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Lolz.
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I’ve worked in corporate offices for a long time. Some of the women were really catty to each other and almost would compete at Valentines day…I caught one of them buying flowers…for themselves and having them delievered with another name..just to brag to the other women….
I’m pretty smart at times…I kept my mouth shut.
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Now that’s an excellent base for a blog story! And I won’t wait for next year’s Valentine’s Day to steal it!
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It’s yours!
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Sandra’s bounties present a stark contrast to the narrator’s drought. Always, that naughty twist!
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Thanks once again, Uma!
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Gee, too bad! Saves the would-be senders money!
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They should have Miser’s Cards to send out at Valentines!
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Aw. No one sent me flowers either, but someone did clean my kitchen, which is soooo much better.
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Excellent – let’s hope they didn’t crowd out the space in front of the sink.
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I don’t understand why not, after all, you’re so charming.
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Thanks for the comment, Fishface. Being charming comes to me naturally.
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I can tell. You knew I was an Aquarius, didn’t you?
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I had to do a search on James Patterson as I’m not that well read. Have put out 300 million books is a bit daunting so I guess I should start reading if I want to get through them all.
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You’re not missing a lot. He started out as a decent thriller writer and now just lends his big name to lesser known writers that he “mentors.” Then he takes a good percentage of the money without doing any of the writing. Though I suspect he probably did actually write the one he co-authored with Bill Clinton.
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Oh – then I’ve heard of him if he co-wrote with President William.
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I think I am on 64 straight years of no flowers…
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I got some flowers once – about 15 years ago I think… or was it at Christmas?
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