Sharlene’s mother had imbued certain practical skills into her. For example, Sharlene was a wonderful seamstress. (It’s not that Sharlene’s mother hadn’t taught the boys how to sew, it’s just that Sharlene was better at it).
Clyde’s father had imbued certain practical skills into him. For example, Clyde was a wonderful cabinet maker. (It’s not that Clyde’s father hadn’t taught the girls how to do carpentry, it’s just that Clyde was better at it).
Anyway, Sharlene and Clyde met, fell in love, and got married. Together they bought an old house and thought they would “do it up”. Not too much at once – they weren’t exactly made of money – but a bit here and a bit there according to what the pocket could afford. They started with making and installing a large window in the sitting room that overlooked a lake and a spectacular chain of mountains. Such a view!
This was where Clyde’s carpentry skills came in handy. Nothing was to be rushed. Everything was to be perfect. And how perfect it was! The window was exact. The workmanship was meticulous. To be honest, when installed it looked to be flawlessness itself!
Sharlene quickly sewed some drapes to soften and hide the window’s “straight, cold, masculine lines” that Clyde had taken such care to make.
I’m sure it will be a long and happy marriage!
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As long as one sticks to the stereotypes!
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I like cold, straight, masculine lines…
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Do you have a choice?
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I guess not…
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oh dear…
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There’s hardly a house that doesn’t have its perfect window frames covered!
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I’ve got blinds that fit inside the frames…
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Ha! That’s cheating!!
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Is not. I like clean lines and live in a small space. Drapes would make it look smaller (and collect reams of dust).
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Actually that’s a look I like! Also I don’t like ostentatious drapes.
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Sounds like a typical marriage to me
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I think it’s the way it works.
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The tug of wars between sexes has been deftly captured.
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Thank you!
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What color were the drapes and did she wait long enough to measure them?
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The drapes were mainly yellow polka dots which she used the left over fabric to make some clothing.
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It sounds like something my Mom would have done, and with my Dad’s carpentry skills she would have had good reason!
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LOL! – both my parents were excellent at carpentry and sewing – as pertained to their sex.
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A perfect partnership!!
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I’m a pathetic seamstress. But as far as I know, so are my brothers. My mom did try.
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I find speed is the secret to get a straight line. None of this pre-pinning business.
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