2316. Murder is not always straightforward

The trouble using poisonous berries to kill your mother-in-law is that the mixture of poisonous berries tastes awful. You can add strawberries and raspberries and blue berries, but the few poisonous berries tossed into the mix render the concoction unpalatable.

I even tried a strong tasting ice cream to go with it, but without luck. I made a berry pie with the most delectable pastry. Still no luck.

In the end I took the more expensive road; I hired someone to shoot her. Now my wife wants a divorce for my part in getting her mother murdered.

The trouble using poisonous berries to kill your wife is that the mixture of poisonous berries tastes awful…

28 thoughts on “2316. Murder is not always straightforward

    1. Bruce Goodman Post author

      You and Chelsea have both the same query. When he tried to poison his mother-in-law she took one mouthful, spat it all out, and said “Ugh! That’s disgusting”. She did that for every concoction. It was the murder victim who foiled their own murder.

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