Well! At last! At last! The problem is solved! An alien spacecraft has landed on earth and the superior-technologied aliens are friendly! It’s proof at last that we are not alone in the universe.
Prior to the spacecraft landing the earth was in upheaval. It seemed that every country was at each other’s throats. The aliens were super-friendly but they still had weaponry that could wipe earth out in a split second. The aliens’ superior power would force the divided world to be united.
China quickly formed an exclusive alliance with them.
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I love the idea!
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Thank you!
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To be frank, I don’t think they need an alliance. How’s that ear mending?
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Ha!
And the ear seems to be fixing itself although I can’t see it because my eyes are in the front of my face.
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I tried sending a message through my mobile, but wouldn’t go through
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Try sending it in Chinese.
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haha
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I just tried drafting another post and lost an hour of work.
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I think I know that feeling.
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Pretty soon the aliens will be speaking Chinese.
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Presumably you mean the aliens on your southern border will be speaking Chinese?
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We are going to build a wall. I’m not sure where we got the idea.
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Ha!
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The truth be told, the aliens in question were nothing but an ancient strain of Coronavirus. No wonder they preferred the Chinese.
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I suppose it was inevitable since their planet was called Wuhan.
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Them smooth-talkin’ Chinese. The aliens will be communists in no time.
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Chinese can do anything – given the right CLIMATE.
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Of course, China. But wouldn’t the aliens be able to see through all that political fug and the smog?
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My understanding is that the aliens were as corrupt and conspiring as Earthlings.
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Ah yes, if we didn’t immediately declare war this is the next likely scenario!
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I believe Mandarin comes naturally to aliens. – at least that is the case with the ones I have encountered.
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Figures.
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