It was a special day for Vera. It was seven weeks since her husband had passed away, and she thought she had better get off her backside and starting doing a few things. Of course doing nothing was only in her head; she had written over a hundred thank you notes to those kind enough to attend the funeral or communicate a message. Even the man who came every year to clean their chimney had left a kind note on the online obituary message board.
I had known Vera from way back. In fact we had gone to school together, although we were never girlfriend and boyfriend. I had attended the husband’s funeral of course. Today – it was Saturday – Vera was off to help a friend run a stall at the market where they sold herb plants. I didn’t exactly need any herbs but I thought a little plant for the back door would be a good enough thing to get, so off I went to the market’s herb stall.
And there she was: Vera in the herb stall!
“Aloe Vera,” I said.
Very soothing, I’m sure…
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Soothing as a nice cup of tea.
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Tea stresses me out: milk first, milk last, warm the pot, too strong, too weak – bloody hell; too many options
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Ha! We drink only Yorkshire Tea (that’s a brand – and not cheap). We have to get it in via courier – so that’s stressful as well!
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We too drink Yorkshire tea, but we get it via Tesco
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Burn!
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Ouch! I thought my Aloe Vera pun was the best I’ve ever done and no one seems impressed!
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It actually is quite good. I just said burn because it’s what the cool kids say, and burns what Aloe Vera is used for. I have no idea what it actually means!
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Yes – I thought you were the only one who got my ROTFFLMHO.
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Lolz.
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This was great! I only wish I had thunk it first.
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You possibly thunk too deeply!
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Stalkers come in all tones and cadences of language.
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Ha ha! I never thought of that but it would get exciting in the context!
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Did she get the whole Aloe thing? She sounds a real peach.
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You’re plumb on!
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Plumbing is all good and ends good
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Groooaaaan.
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Oh…that is so bad Bruce! lol…but I like bad. I hope your ear is on the mend.
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See new note at the end of today’s story!
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Ok I sure will!
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I am in awe of this story.
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Thank you – a bunch of parsley to you.
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