Julie was generous to a fault. She was forever helping out others, usually working with her church’s Friend-In-Need Committee. Her confinement in a wheelchair didn’t stop her; after all, the church had a wheelchair ramp which Julie herself had paid for.
Julie had only one leg and one arm. “It makes me appreciate how useful a hand is,” said Julie. “I used to take things like that for granted. Not so any more.”
Ironically the loss of her two limbs had resulted from the very generosity for which she was renowned. Someone had said in a church committee meeting that Julie would give an arm and a leg to help out, and she did. Generous to a fault indeed!
And now a new emergency had cropped up. Julie was there to help instantly. “Did they want a hand?”
Almost out of limbs and appendages, it seems.
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Knees up Mother Brown. (Lest you start to worry – this was a completely idiotic and meaningless response to your comment!)
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As compared to our usual deep and meaningful exchanges?
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Yes!
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I highlighted the phrase, “Knees up Mother Brown” and clicked search google for. And now The Google has put a new worm in my ear.
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Great Scot! You didn’t know Knees up Mother Brown!!!! It’s the Chicken dance (I’ve forgotten it’s name) – that Americans do as they flap their elbows!
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Hahahaha! Nope. Never heard of it. I done got me some culture now.
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Hee hee!
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I wish I could fit in ‘on a wing and a prayer’ somehow’, but I just can’t figure it out. Perhaps, on a wheel and a chair would do, in the long run?
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You nailed it!
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I’ve barely recovered from the last time I had to foot the bill.
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You’ll have to toe the line.
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Got my finger to the wind.
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She is head and shoulders above the rest…just don’t tell Julie that.
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Head ad shoulders is what guillotines are for…
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Yep…you just cut to the chase!
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And here she was just getting all Zen with the sound of one hand clapping…
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What bad spirit is following her around? I think she needs an exorcism!
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If she has no limbs left she won’t be able to bless herself.
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Sometimes all one needs is for someone to lend an ear.
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Who nose?
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