I’d always liked the painting Aunt Josephine had on her dining room wall. I don’t know why I liked it, but I did. It was simply a portrait of an unnamed woman. It was painted in oils, waist up. Her eyes stared out directly into the room. I was delighted when I was left the painting in Aunt Josephine’s will.
I too hung it on my dining room wall. It was on a side wall behind where the head of the table would sit – not that we followed such a custom. We sat where we liked. On one of the longer walls was the fire place, and on the wall opposite the fireplace was an expansive window. The lady of the painting overlooked the table; the fireplace to her right; the window to her left. It was as if the portrait had been painted especially for the room.
Not long after I had hung the painting, my sister visited. She knew I had been given the painting. Where is it?
“It’s in the dining room,” I said. “She overlooks the table.”
We went there, and the lady’s eyes were no longer looking straight ahead. She was looking out the window. It was creepy.
I soon took the painting down. I didn’t like to store it in the attic for who knows if it would go bump in the night. It was possessed. I burnt it in the fire. Bit by bit. I remember especially burning the piece with the eyes.
That evening, when we sat down to eat, the picture was back up. Entire. Complete. The eyes were staring steadfast and cold at the fireplace. And her lips had a smile that wasn’t there before.
OMG, give it away!
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Would you like it?!
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Not for all the tea in China!
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Thank you!
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Very nice, and the “would you like it?” is the perfect commentary comeback.
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Thank you! P’raps you would like it…?
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I’ll have it. I have no fireplace.
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It’s in the mail.
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You’re a good man “Charlie Brown”.
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Some people are so much gunk to the square inch. I would sell it at the Christie’s.
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The moving eyes would certainly add to its value.
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Terrifying. I hope Aunt Josephine at least had the good graces to leave a little cash in the frame.
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You thicken the plot…
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Cornstarch will do that.
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Corn starch is the term most confusing to non-Americans – we tern corn starch as corn flour. It makes a helleva difference if you’re cooking a pavlova according to a NZ or an Australian recipe.
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Yeah, I can see how that would be an issue.
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I’m with DB, I hope there was some cash stuffed in the frame. Unless you burnt it.
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I reckon I burnt it. There was not cash there.
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Ooh. I like this one. Creepy, possessed paintings make for great stories.
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I’m not sure that a creepy painting ever has much to do with real life!
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