The Canasta Club was a thriving retired persons’ venture in the town. Every Thursday evening about sixty people would gather to play canasta and socialize.
As with every such group there is always a head gossiper. Cushla was such. Not a snippet of intrigue escaped her attention. This week it was about Damarius. Damarius was over in the corner with his group playing canasta, and Cushla was on the other side of the room with her group.
“Did you know,” said Cushla, “that Damarius’ old truck was parked outside the only pub in town for several hours? I believe that can be interpreted only one way; he has a problem with drink. He clearly needs to seek help. There’s a club somewhere in town for alcoholics that meets regularly. With his truck parked outside the pub for so long it definitely points to his alcoholic tendencies.”
This juicy piece of gossip was quietly spread from card table to card table. “Damarius is an alcoholic. His truck was parked outside the pub for hours, and everyone in town knows that truck.”
Word reached Damarius’ table. He didn’t say a word but went on quietly playing canasta.
Later, he parked his truck on Cushla’s driveway, took the keys, and left the truck there all night.
Fucking genius! I love it!
The biggest twist I can recall I ever reading and I’ve read countless novels.
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Thank you, Catxman! Appreciated!
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I have to agree! That was awesome! I didn’t see that coming.
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Thank you, Max!
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All of them are good….but I couldn’t do a smart ass comment…it would be like messing with the Mona Lisa… this one is my second favorite behind the one about the woman with the missing leg.
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Gosh – I can’t remember the woman with the missing leg!!
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Hold on and I’ll find it…it resides in the Bruce Goodman Hall of Fame.
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I’m going to find it…I had it bookmarked but my laptop died….the picture is of a woman on one leg and a disco ball is in there.
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Yeah – I vaguely remember the disco ball thing. No hurry to find it, Max.
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No Bruce…I won’t rest until I do! I’m playing Yahtzee and doing this during my down time
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Found it!
https://weaveaweb.wordpress.com/2020/04/05/1781-cut-off-from-the-world/
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I had the pleasure of not knowing how it was going to end and LOL-ed when I read it. Thank you Max.
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It’s a classic!
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What a perfect ending! 😆 🤣 😂
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Thanks, Nadine.
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Well played, Damarius!
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Indeed he was clever! (and a good hand at canasta too I would imagine).
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Oh, I was in fact coomenting on his canasta game, BA. 🙂
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Canasta used to be my favourite card game in my youth.
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So, like last year? It doesn’t seem to be played much any more.
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I have probably forgotten how to play it – but would no doubt pick it up quick.
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You can no doubt play it online, if you are so inclined.
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Well – there was something about the human interaction as well that I LIKED.
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Brilliant.
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Thank you Dum-best-blogger.
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You betcha!
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A very diplomatic revenge that pays beck the gossipmonger in her own coins with a steep rate of interest.
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Revenge can come in many guises.
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Loved it! It’s so hard to pack meaning into so few words.
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Thanks, Terry.
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Beautiful!
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Thank you Herb.
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