Esther was beside herself with excitement. Her garden had been chosen by a panel of judges to be one of only fourteen gardens in the city included in the Annual Organic Garden Tour. One of only fourteen!
The Annual Organic Garden Tour was staged every early summer. Entry to each garden was by gold coin. Esther had all of spring to prepare. She had planted all sorts of spectacular things. What a picture they were going to be! At present they were just beginning to poke their heads above the earth. Welcome to the world, O hundreds of plants!
If there was one thing that riled Esther it was her gravel driveway. It was full of weeds.
“Look,” she said to her husband Darren, “they might want organic gardens but the weeds in the gravel are a shocking sight. Can you get up early, before anyone is about, and under cover of darkness spray with weed killer? If we’re careful no one will know it’s not organic.”
“I’ve done it!” declared Darren one morning. “Those weeds will frizzle up and die. While I was at it, I sprayed all those weeds in the gardens as well. That should save you a lot of time.”
And after that they called him, “Doghouse Darren.”
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Ha! or Weedkiller Willie.
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lol!
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Nothing more organic than a good weedkiller like Darren.
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Indeed – I’m thinking of taking weedkilling up as a hobby.
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I like this Darren character! He has a sense of humor! But…probably not for long.
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I suggest he fall son his knees and s-prays.
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That was weedy bad.
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Lettuce spray.
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It is one of those lively, crackling stories that make your writings inimitable.
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Thank you Uma. I shall now enthusiastically go out and weed.
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ooops!
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Good thing he’s not paid for his brains.
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These days a lot of politicians (and others) are not paid for their brains,
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I like the ones with good, solid American names like “Nancy” and “Joe.”
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I like arty names like Hunter and Fauci.
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I hear names like that pay pretty well.
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I wish too – although tonight on tele I can’t say I hated his pictured.
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Weed killer Darren ain’t the sharpest cookie in the box, but then again which terminator is?
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Serves his wife right for cheating with weed killer.
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