2188. Talula Does the Hula

It was preposterous, said the judge. The poor little girl’s parents had named her Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii. The parents must have been drunk when they settled on a name. The little girl had told everyone that her name was Kay. Few knew that her registered name was Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii was currently the victim of a custody battle, which is why she came to court and her name came to light.

The mother explained that Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii was conceived in Honolulu while they were on vacation. It was normal in her culture to name a child after something significant that occurred from conception until birth. Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii seemed reasonable at the time.

The father during the custody battle was nowhere to be seen. Your explanation seems reasonable, said the judge. I hereby award Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii to the custody of her mother, Hole In The Condom.

16 thoughts on “2188. Talula Does the Hula

      1. therowdyrodent

        Beg your pardon! Rat! It’s a Chinchilla. A very astute, perceptive one who happens to bludgeon trolls and other idiots, thank you very much! One who listens to Chopin and Dave Brubeck with a hint of rock and roll. Yes, classy and trashy.

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    1. Bruce Goodman Post author

      LOL Talula Does the Hula from Hawai’i came from an article in the paper. The judge ordered her name to be change to Kay (which the little girl wanted) and she was to change it free of charge. The mother’s name was from an old joke I heard when I was 14. Obituaries are still usually the source however.

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