It was preposterous, said the judge. The poor little girl’s parents had named her Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii. The parents must have been drunk when they settled on a name. The little girl had told everyone that her name was Kay. Few knew that her registered name was Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii.
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii was currently the victim of a custody battle, which is why she came to court and her name came to light.
The mother explained that Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii was conceived in Honolulu while they were on vacation. It was normal in her culture to name a child after something significant that occurred from conception until birth. Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii seemed reasonable at the time.
The father during the custody battle was nowhere to be seen. Your explanation seems reasonable, said the judge. I hereby award Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii to the custody of her mother, Hole In The Condom.
Weave a Web 
This made me laugh!
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Thank you – glad to have cheered your day!
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I figured the ending would be based on one of the parent’s names, but I did not see that coming!
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Ha! Very perceptive for a noisy rat!
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Beg your pardon! Rat! It’s a Chinchilla. A very astute, perceptive one who happens to bludgeon trolls and other idiots, thank you very much! One who listens to Chopin and Dave Brubeck with a hint of rock and roll. Yes, classy and trashy.
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They’re all rats in disguise.
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Please tell me these names came from the obituaries.
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LOL Talula Does the Hula from Hawai’i came from an article in the paper. The judge ordered her name to be change to Kay (which the little girl wanted) and she was to change it free of charge. The mother’s name was from an old joke I heard when I was 14. Obituaries are still usually the source however.
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That’s incredible. It’s good to hear that there’s still some semblance of justice in the world.
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Eventually, the long arms of justice did rectify the hole in her name. Thank you for the spicy story.
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As I said to Dumbestbogger – the Kalula name was modelled on a real name.
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Internet advises that meaning of Kalula is deer’s head, which is further suggestive of what the judge suffixed to the name.
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I laughed out loud but in my wife’s hometown was a girl named Marijuana Pepsi. https://www.npr.org/2019/06/21/734839666/dr-marijuana-pepsi-wont-change-her-name-to-make-other-people-happy
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At least she would be able to spell her name – which I can’t – along with trying to spell vehgile and inheritence.
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After all, a strong name should say something.
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You are Right Angleton. (Sorry I suppose that’s a really annoying and common joke).
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