Carlos Devon was the school sprints champion. In fact he held all the school records for running except for the mile. The school had been keeping sports records for over ninety years, so he always got excited when he walked past the big wooden board in the corridor that had the names of the record holders over the years printed in gold lettering.
And then it happened; a new boy, Cedric McCluskey, arrived. All of Carlos’ records were smashed; and Cedric also got the record for doing the mile. Carlos was decimated.
Not to worry. Carla always gets excited when she walks past the big wooden board in the corridor that had the names of the record holders over the years printed in gold lettering.
Wow.
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Thank you Herb.
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“If you can beat ’em, join ’em!”
– Carla Devon
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I don’t know how Carla Devon comes up with all these original sayings.
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If you really want to win you’ve got to be willing to change the rules.
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I knew I’d been doing something wrong all these years.
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Better late than never.
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I know the story is telling me something.
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I’m pretty much speechless.
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That’s an achievement.
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It sure is….
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A great zinger!
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Thank you!
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