Madam, your little boy is a total prick. He pulls the plaits of little girls and thinks it funny. He answers me back. He pokes out his tongue. All in all he’s a spoilt brat. If they hadn’t banned it I’d give him a good whipping just to knock him into shape.
Just the other day I saw him cheat by copying another little boy’s arithmetic homework. He should have done the work at home. That’s why it’s called “Homework”. Mind you, knowing your background I’d imagine there wouldn’t be much of a home life. I can see why you can’t get anyone to help him as he’s such an ill-disciplined rude boy.
Some people are helpless parents – that’s if you are the parent – he doesn’t look much like you – and as far as helpless parents go you’ve got as much parenting skills as a headless aardvark. Tidy up your act, Madam. Instil some discipline into the little shit.
I’d kick him out of my class if he wasn’t the heir to the throne.
Spoken like a true royal.
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Thank you Herb. God save the Queen! (as in Kamala).
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They’ve recently discovered 250 cubic miles of “magna mush” sitting under our largest lake (Lake Taupo)!
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Wow! That sounds pretty scary.
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Lake Taupo is the world’s most recent super-volcano to erupt. It began erupting about 300,000 years ago and the present day caldera was created by an eruption 27,000 years ago. The last eruption was 1800 years ago.
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Sounds worrisome to me but I don’t really know anything about what I’m talking about. If you’re not worried, then I’m not worried.
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Every 100 thousand years or so it erupts. You win some, you lose some!
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I am now calculating how far that is from your home.
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I could only escape by driving away (which would be into the sea)!
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You are welcome to settle in Australia …
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Too hot, and I might pick up the accent.
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This conversation has got all muddled because it was in response to something Noelle wrote several days ago about earthquakes. How it got in here I have no idea!!!!
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It seemed like a normal give and take on your blog, to tell the truth.
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Wait until you meet his little brother.
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Reward them with kindness I say.
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That is a brilliant story, eminently notable for the modesty of the characters.
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The mother’s response to the teacher was possibly “Why don’t you eat cake?”
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Worst of all, he can’t sweat!
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He can’t sweat and he can’t swear.
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I swear!
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I occasionally lapse.
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Are we talking Charles here? 😉
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Ho! More of a fictional heir possibly!
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Nice one, Bruce! Guess we’ve all written a letter we’d love to send but never quite got up the nerve…
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Thanks, Paul!
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