Elaine didn’t know a great deal about guns. Her husband D’Arcy had a gun; a rifle of sorts. He called it a 303. It was left over after the war. She had watched him fire the gun a few times, usually at birds in a tree; something like that. There was never any purpose to it; it was firing the gun at birds for the sake of nothing.
And then he shot her cat. It was just walking past, minding its own business, at the bottom of the garden. Elaine would never forgive him for that. She made meticulous plans to use the gun herself.
She knew to point the gun and pull the trigger. She would do it as he came in through the back door into the kitchen. That way, if the bullet went straight through him, it would go outside into the garden and not make a hole in the wall.
Here he comes now; home from work. He always used the kitchen door. Elaine had the gun sitting on the bench. She grabbed and pointed.
“Goodbye D’Arcy,” she said as she pulled the trigger. “You’ll never kill another cat.”
No one had told her about ammunition.
And so Elaine and D’Arcy entered a new phase of their marriage.
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Possibly just a passing phase.
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My deranged Canadian niece suggested that he will buy her a new cat, and hide the ammunition.
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I’m starting to think that your deranged Canadian niece is fictional and it is really you in disguise!
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Snicker.
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If the title is delicious, the prospect of what follows the clever climax is even more.
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Thank you – that makes me trigger happy.
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Elaine probably should have done a little more homework.
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She needs a bullet – as the saying goes.
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Great ending!
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Thank you!
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Guns don’t kill people. Ammunition does!
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That is profound. I shall put some ammo in a poisonous pie next time I cook one.
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Yum!
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I commented…or thought I did…this is the one that came from our conversation I believe… Elaine may join the cat now
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It is the one! I can’t remember the gist of the conversation but it set me off on a tangent anyway!
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We went from fantails, snakes, lizards, and then Americans and their guns….you know…a natural progression if I’m recalling right.
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It went off with a bang then.
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Firearms are so complicated.
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I hardly know one end of a gun from another.
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Then without ammunition is probably best.
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