Natalie was a creature of habit. She lived right next to a busy road. Naturally, in the evenings, once she turned the light on, she would drawer the drapes. People could see into the house once the light was on, and although she was never doing anything untoward, she didn’t want the passing world watching her read a book or looking at television.
However, when she was ready for bed she would pull the curtains open to let in the lights of streets and traffic. It was somehow comforting and interesting. Other people might find it annoying, but Natalie rather liked it.
Hers was a small place with just the one bedroom. The “front door” was at the back of the house and led straight into the kitchen. For some strange reason the lock on the door had broken. The locksmith was coming tomorrow. But Natalie, for just the one night, felt quite safe. She had jammed a carving knife between the bottom of the door and the kitchen linoleum. It almost acted like a lock. She prepared for bed. She opened the curtains.
There was a sign on a stake on her small front lawn next to the road. The sign read:
I’M IN YOUR KITCHEN.
OMG, you’ve just touched on the worst nightmare for many people.
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It’s why you should always keep a rolling pin in your handbag.
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Now I have to buy a handbag?
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Yes!
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I’ll look like the Queen. Sheesh.
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Just make sure it matches your hat.
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What!? Now I have to buy a hat? And, won’t that look silly with my jeans and boots?
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Not if it’s a cowgirl hat.
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Like yours, for example, Herb?
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On you it would be a cowgirl hat and likely be very nice looking.
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I was thinking along the lines of a floral frock.
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Worse and worse. i don’t do floral. Can I maybe just put a gun in my holster?
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If you use your holster for a gun you’ll have to first take out the lipstick and other makeup products.
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You assume that I use them ….
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For Herb?
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Ooooo, so creepy!
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It was probably her cranky mother in the kitchen!!!
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This is why you should always leave out milk & cookies when you go to bed.
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That might also attract Santa.
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I thought that was the point?
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I hope she brought the other carving knife with her.
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Bread knife.
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When I think of bread knife I think of a long blade and a sharp, serrated edge for cutting bread, so maybe she has a chance.
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She could use it like a saw.
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😂😂😂
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I see.
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The million dollar question here is whom the expression ‘creature of habit’ refers to. I hope it’s not a psychopathic killer.
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That’s an interesting thought!
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Natalie doesn’t seem the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Her visitor on the other hand…
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Natalie should nonetheless have a good stab at it.
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Looks to me as if some unlucky intruder has fallen straight into Natalie’s trap.
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Now there’s an excellent plot extension!
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Chilling! If only she had that carving knife she usually keeps beside her bed.
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A good point. (I’m talking about the carving knife).
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