It was a beautiful summer’s day. There was a warm breeze; the type of breeze Erina imagined would be the breeze they had in heaven. It was a perfect day for hanging out the washing to dry. The past week had been wet and Erina didn’t have a clothes dryer. Not that she didn’t want one, but some things are too expensive on a pension. She had a clothes rack in her garage, but the dampness of the week had not been conducive to drying clothes. But today! Perfect! Perfect! Erina threw the lot into the washing machine.
It’s funny how one does things all one’s life, over and over, without realizing that one day you will be doing it for the last time. That was to happen to Erina. Little did she realize that after a life time of hanging out washing this time would be the last.
Her cousin Magdalen had dropped dead while doing the dishes. You see the point? A life time of doing the dishes and not once do you think you’ll one day drop dead while drying the dishes.
Then a niece, Gwen, left her home to go to work. She had left her home in the car at that same time for thirteen years, and then…
So, as you now know, Erina after thousands of times hanging out the washing was doing it for the last time. The last time ever.
After hanging out the washing she went to town to get groceries and a few other things. That evening she checked her lottery ticket. She won! She won!
The next day Erina went out and bought herself a clothes dryer.
A lesson for us all…
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You’ve got it pegged.
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A wonderful investment.
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I don’t have a dryer – yet. First winter frost here yesterday.
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It’s so difficult drying clothes in the house in winter.
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I washed all the bed linen in one day a while back and draped it in the lounge over chairs etc and the dog though it great and wee-ed on the lot.
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Will you forgive me for laughing? Probably, you’re a nice fellow.
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Don’t push your luck.
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Oh dear. I feel your pain. 😬
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How stupid of me…I thought Erina would have inherited the dryer that Magdalen had…Erina is a lucky lady… in one of your stories.
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Magdalen had only aa hair dryer. Now Erina will be able to stick her head into the clothes dryer after a shower.
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You should charge us all with all of the life lessons you are giving us today Bruce.
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Wisdom comes with age. Be patient.
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The very first time she loaded up the dryer it caught fire, and burned up all of her clothes. Now she doesn’t need a dryer.
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Apparently she’s become very popular.
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But she still wears a mask for safety!
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That Erina. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. Or so everyone thought.
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My comments page has all gone to buggery, Herb. Shall try to fix it….
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More WordPress Weirdness.
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It seems to be fixed! She certainly deserved that clothes dryer.
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I’m so glad to hear she didn’t ‘fall out’ as they say here in the South. And nice to know that at least some person won the lottery.
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I have known no one personally who ever won any decent prize in a lottery.
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That twist nearly gave me a stroke! I was thinking how everyday (well, almost, come hail or storm) I read the daily instalment at Weave a Web….
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Your comment turned the tables on me!!
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Sigh. I suppose lottery winning come for us all in the end.
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Yes – being a winner is all a matter of attitude.
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