Thelma went out to the garden to get some parsley. She got bitten on the finger by a little spider. It wasn’t much. It gave her more of a fright than anything else. Over the next few days her finger swelled up so she went to the doctor.
The doctor gave her some stuff but it didn’t seem to make any difference. It wasn’t overly sore, but Thelma worked as a secretary and she was finding with the swollen finger that it was increasingly difficult to type.
Things went from bad to worse. The doctor began suggesting amputation but Thelma said she wouldn’t mind a second opinion on that, thanks very much.
She had to resign from work and, being a solo mother, found it difficult to pay for things needed for her three high-school-aged children. They were falling into bad company. She couldn’t afford to run the car, and rent was becoming increasingly difficult. Then one of her daughters came home and announced that she was moving in with her boyfriend, and she was only sixteen. Next thing Thelma was thrown out by the landlord.
As luck would have it, Thelma got a job working as a cook in a rather exclusive restaurant. She was very good at it too. But if you go there to eat you’ll find there’s not a sprig of parsley in sight.
It’s horror!
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There are some nice spiders (apparently).
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Thelma was an excellent worker… she is always on thyme.
I hope the Landlord doesn’t garnish her wages.
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The landlord won’t garnish her wages so long as she always stakes his parsley.
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I honestly held back on that Bruce….I thought no…I won’t do it again. But I’m glad you did.
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So what happened to her finger?
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It got stuck up her nose.
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Ahh.
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Her partiality to parsley is palpably pathetic.
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The possibility pf paraphrasing your phraseology is problematic.
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What a pity!
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I’m sure there’s a sage moral to be had in this story.
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I chive to please.
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That’s not what Rosemary said.
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There’s only so many herbs that can be punned and I’ve run out. I’ll have to coriander it (not a pun – just a desperate attempt to be funny).
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Alls well that ends well
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I’m impressed with your erudition!
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All’s well that end;’s well, as long as she doesn’t finger the food!
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One would have to charge extra if the food was fingered.
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And people fear spiders…pah!
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I find that spiders take an effort to like!
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I’ve never trusted parsley.
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I planted 6 parsley plants just yesterday!
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