– If this year was a leap year then tomorrow would be a leap day.
– But it’s not a leap year so tomorrow’s not a leap day.
– I never said it was. I just said if this year was a leap year then tomorrow would be a leap day.
– I heard you the first time. And it’s not a leap day tomorrow.
– I read where women can propose marriage on a leap day.
– I don’t know if that’s true.
– I just said it was. Don’t you believe me?
– I simply said I didn’t know if it was true or not.
– It’s always the same. You don’t believe a single thing I say. You don’t believe anything unless you read it yourself. You’ll believe anyone blabbing on in social media before you believe anything I say.
– That’s probably not true.
– Anyway don’t expect me to propose tomorrow because even though women can propose on a leap day I have no intention of doing that.
– Tomorrow’s not a leap day. It’s not a leap year. I’m not expecting a proposal.
– Oh God! You’re so unreasonable.
Well done Bruce. That leaves me weak with laughter! Humans! Ha … don’t talk to me about humans!
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John, you always say don’t talk to me about humans, but you always do just that. 🙂
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We both, you and me, talk to our cat.
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True Yvonne! 😊
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Thanks John. Glad to have created some mirth. If it wasn’t for humans there possibly wouldn’t be a great deal to write about!
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I guess so! 😊
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Although, I believe, it is possible to have a conversation with a sea lion.!
John I’ve been meaning to email you these last few days as I have been pondering your poems in THE anthology. Will get to it soon I hope! (And I don’t know why I missed your snowdrops in early February).
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Sounds intriguing Bruce. It’s always good to hear from you, but I’d love to hear that you might be able after all to join in the online anthology launch and read one of your own poems.
Well, I’m off to bed here in England. Have a good day down there! J
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Keen observation and clever execution. Well done 🙂
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Thanks Doug. I suspect the dialogue is modelled on real life!
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Looking nervously around the living room for a listening device …
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Hee hee! It’s under the kettle from what I can see from here.
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Is this a leap year?
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You hoping for a proposal?
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Is this a proposal?
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Wouldn’t you like to know!!
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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I was going to propose a toast. But it’s not leap year. And tomorrow’s not a leap day. So I guess I can’t.
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Not being a leap year/day shouldn’t stop us from having a drink. After all it is May Day – or it would be if it was May.
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Here’s to May Day!
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I have schizophrenia no I don’t…yes I do. At least you will never be alone.
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Anyone who can spell “schizophrenia” is not nuts.
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We are glad to hear that
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!!
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What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.
The eternal winter of discontent though
Struts and frets down the endless street.
(With apologies to Shakespeare, William.)
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We are such stuff as dreams are made on and our little life is rounded with a quotation.
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But, what if it really was a leap day? Hm?
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You’re so unreasonable Chelsea!
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I’m going with open-minded.
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