Lucas had never been popular. At primary school he had tried to buy friends by giving them sweets and cookies; all without much success. At secondary school his attempts at friendship became more expensive; it was sodas and cigarettes. Later he resorted to drugs – not big time drugs – but bits of stuff here and there.
These days he’s rather rich. He’s twice divorced. He drives a fancy car and lives in a fancy house. The house has a tennis court and pool. He neither plays tennis nor swims but who cares? Who cares when you have a gardener and a couple of servants? No one knows exactly where his money comes from.
He still doesn’t have any friends. He says he doesn’t need them. His favourite saying, as he gads about in torn shirt and comfy jeans, is: When you’re as rich as I am you dress how you like.
All that was last week.
This week he got shot in the head. Police said they thought he had mafia connections. They’re not doing much about it because nobody cares. Few attended his funeral. Who would want their name taken down by an undercover agent?
I don’t suppose his godfather attended?
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He was still wondering what to do with the horse’s head in the bed.
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He shoulda mounted it and put it over the mantle.
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Bada-Bing! and Lucas is no more…he’s gone to the great cannoli shop in the sky.
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I would like to begin with a fatty fried pork sausage (or two) and end with a cannoli (or two).
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I had never tried a Cannoli until 15 years ago. We traveled to Florida and I walked into an Italian pastry shop and was persuaded to try it. Pure magic Bruce…love at first bite.
Yea I’d take the sausage also.
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Money is money.
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Don’t I know it. (They’ve just cut my TV reception of!!! and next is the electricity threatening!)
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Well you didn’t stop the spread by wearing five masks, so you’ve got no one to blame but yourself.
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That is an interesting story and a fitting end to a career soaked in delinquency. I have a feeling that the element of undercover operations could have spiced up the proceedings if invoked earlier in the story.
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Yes – I think I agree. Am not entirely happy with the way these stories are going these days.
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The big question is WHY was he unpopular? Stinky armpits, bad breath, bad acne?
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He was unpopular because he was one of those unfortunate people that was boring!
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