Farmer Jack loved animals, and had all sorts of different mammals on his farm.
He had goats which were alright. Goats were the most common farm animals around the world apparently. He could see why but they simply were not at the top of his list.
He had cattle, but they were not the normal cattle beasts. He had a breed of oxen that had been originally bred to pull heavy machinery in the old days. Personally he found them too strong altogether, and difficult to manage, but they were certainly a talking point with anyone who dared get involved with them.
Sheep were smelly; oily and smelly. In fact they were a lot of work. They had to be shorn and crutched and so on. To get them even to the lamb stage was a substantial hassle.
Pigs, like sheep, were smelly. He had only a few and it was a good way to get rid of household scraps.
Then he had horses. Horses were his favourite. Horses were wonderful! It warmed the cockles of his heart to see horses cavorting in the fields. Yes! Of all the animals on his farm, horse meat was definitely his favourite and the tastiest.
Farmer Jack should know horse meat gives people the trots.
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It would create a race to the WC.
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Oh dear! Or deer….
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Hare! Hare!
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My Canadian, horse loving niece recoiled in horror at this tale, Bruce Almighty!
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But Canada – at least in Quebec where I lived – had it on the supermarket shelves as common as beef!
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Yup, and all over Europe.
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Puts a whole new meaning on ‘Old Stewball was a racehorse’, with the emphassis on ‘was’ and ‘stew’. https://www.independentsentinel.com/old-stewball-really-was-a-racehorse/
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Roast horse – yum. I would imagine old horses would be pretty tough – even in a stew!
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Does horse taste like chicken?
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I’m not sure – perhaps the answer to the taste of horse meat lies in the question: which came first, the horse or the egg.
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Why did the horse cross the road?
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If you were a horse you’d cross the road too, to avoid getting eaten by the chicken.
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That makes sense.
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Horse flesh: It’s not just for dog food any more.
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I am slightly loathe to whisper that as a kid our farm dogs were fed on horse meat.
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It’s just life how it was.
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Had it once in a restaurant in France. Ordered it as a bit of a challenge with a mate. Both of us agreed it was tasty. Neither of us felt entirely comfortable.
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It’s a funny thing – there must be something nice about horses.
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You had to go to the controversial place, didn’t you young man!
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I was sort of trying to shock people into thinking how horrible it is! (And P.S. I did enjoy the young man”!)
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Princess Anne got into a lot of bother a few years ago when she suggested horses should be farmed for their meat as a way of improving welfare for horses!
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That perhaps explains Anne’s horse-like chomp.
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Just when I began visualising the farmer on a horseback, off went the fuse!
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It’s your fault for providing the matches for the fuse!
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I would have a hard time eating horse meat – they are pretty special animals. However, my Mom told me that during WW II, most of the meat they had to eat on the home front was horse meat.
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When I lived in Quebec it was my favourite meat – available in all average supermarkets!
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Hate to say it but ick!
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I love horses and goats
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Goats are my favourite I think.
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Nice
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