When the Africans (way back) wandered further north into what is now known as Europe it had an unforeseen and detrimental effect on the Neanderthal population. In fact, pure bred Neanderthals became extinct. Today, a number of us have some Neanderthal genes tucked away somewhere.
What I am going to say now will have its opponents. Some people are simply dyed in the wool sticks in the mud; sharks feathering their own nest. They can’t change. They can’t adapt. But I am making a claim on behalf of all Neanderthals, or more particularly on behalf of those of us with Neanderthal genes, that we get some form of compensation from Africa for the annihilation of our people. They didn’t have to go northward into Europe. Was it inspired by systemic racism? I doubt, because it was trans-species. So it is possibly closer to systemic xenophobia than racism. Or perhaps we need to coin a new word. Speciesacationism?
There are so many urgent calls for justice in the world today, but I think we should start at the beginning and work our way down. I’m not at all surprised that Europeans of later generations (who have some of those afore mentioned genes) should refer to that area between Lebanon and Mozambique as the Great Rift Valley. Great Rift indeed! A permanent rift between Homo sapiens and the extinct Neanderthals.
Let justice prevail! I await a direct deposit from Africa in my bank account. Some of those South African diamonds might not go amiss.
My best friend is a Neanderthal! This made me think about all of those Geico commercials, “So easy a caveman could do it.”
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It’s all in the genes.
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Are they straight-legged or bootcut?
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I’ve never seen one with their pants off.
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lol.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… ha! Nicely done.
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My wife will testify as to my neanderthal background!
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Watch out! She probably has her eye on those South African diamonds!
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I used to feel sorry for the Neanderthals, but then I realised that many of their close relatives roam the Earth.
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I would like to have Neanderthal genes – if only for the prestige.
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I only found out just recently that we had convict ancestors — I felt the same way.
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My g-grandfather was born in Australia and I search fruitlessly for a convict connection. However he was shot dead during a card game in Ballarat during the gold rush – so that should count for something.
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Hell yes!
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In fact faily tradition – and there’s no proof – says that he owned (and lost in a poker game) the main street of Ballarat.
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Truth does not matter with such stories — cool is cool.
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Agreed!
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Yesterday you’re an alien, today you’re a Neanderthal. Make up your mind much?
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I’ve never been good at keeping it all together.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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Good luck with that. I’ve been trying to get my Viking wife to pay reparations for oppressing my Welsh ancestors. However, I believe I have quite a bit of Home erectus leftover for reasons that are obviously male. Therefore, we males of the species need reparations for the extinction of our erect ancestors.
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My erectus genes apparently won’t die off until about half an hour after death. I support your endeavour to get your Viking wife to pay reparation.
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We live in strange times and blame it on the missing Neanderthals. My question is, who is collecting the dues on behalf of the dinosauriforms from the comets that have been swallowed by the dark matter of the anti-universe?
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Basically, for all you mention you should perhaps be collecting from the Gods, but maybe they won’t like it…
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I think you’ll find that Neanderthals used their advanced knowledge to fly off to colonise an alien world – they’ll be back to take over our world….
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Well I certainly have their genes – so perhaps it was my planet.
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Oh that must be why that Nigerian prince keeps emailing to ask for my bank account information. Guess I better let him have it.
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I thought you might have been Neanderthal enough.
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Your Neandethal genes deserve compensation. Maybe they should claim it from your Homo Sapien genes! I fear we may both be the victims and perpetrators of a terrible history.
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Ha! My Homo sapiens genes don’t seem to be functioning quite efficiently this morning.
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That’s speciesist!
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Thank you – but the word speciesist is too hard to spell.
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