Apparently I can’t do much right. I mean, how is a guy to know these things? I gave her a bunch of yellow roses and she said yellow meant “goodbye” – at least in her vocabulary of flowers. I wrapped some white gladiolas in some black tissue paper. I thought it looked stunning and she said that to wrap things in black paper meant everything was over.
It just went on and on. I didn’t know she was allergic to peanuts when I cooked up some Chinese using peanut oil. I didn’t know that years ago her grandfather had drowned and it was insensitive of me to say “Let’s go to the municipal swimming baths on this hot day.” When I asked “Would you like a wine?” I didn’t know her mother was an alcoholic. I didn’t know she had run over her cat when she backed out of her garage. I didn’t know she detested football. I didn’t know that there wasn’t a thing in the world that didn’t upset her. Everything under the sun brought on shocking memories and reactions. I didn’t know she was a Pandora ’s Box of carping whinges.
On and on and on and on and on. I didn’t know at the time that my brother was right when he told me I was a fool to marry her. Good luck to the guy she’s eloped with.
A Pandora’s Box of carping whinges. What a great phrase.
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You’re welcome to use it Herb – if you could only find someone to apply it to!
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Hmmm…I think we might have all met at least one in our lifetime.
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Yay! Our hero has dodged a bullet.
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Some people have raised whinging to a gold medal level.
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That is a startling description summing up the perception of the antagonist. I gather the narrator has determined and capable support of the author. However, the idea that she had to elope casts a cloud on the elaborate descriptions of the hero. Could it be that the gentleman is a pathological liar?
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Indeed – ’tis not uncommon that an accuser is guilty of the crime.
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I wonder why she ran off? Didn’t that bring up bad memories of the time her cat ran away?
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The cat was run over – it didn’t get to run away! But “Why did she run off?” is a very good question!
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I’m glad you spared us the agony of relating her reaction to chocolate.
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Perhaps we’ll meet her another time when she is rushed to hospital with a sugar overdose.
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Diabetes is a terrible disease.
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I wonder if her elopement got beyond the flagstones of that new patio…
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Ha ha!
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That’s a lot of baggage. Sounds like maybe she just found an easy way to break up with him. He’s certainly not going to be trying to win her back.
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It’s a cliche but there’s always two sides!
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