I was scurrying to the train station to catch my usual morning transport. I was running late because I had spilt coffee on my trousers (thank goodness it had cooled) and had to get changed. In my haste I forgot to take my phone out of the wet trouser pocket, so I didn’t know by how much I was running late.
The clock on the town tower was renowned for its unreliability. Going by what it said I had five minutes to get to the station to get on the train to take me to work. I work as a bank manager, and today the big boss is coming for an important meeting. VERY important, he had said on the phone.
Only four minutes to go. I thought I’d start to run; actually trot along, as I didn’t want to be all sweaty during the VERY important meeting.
Two minutes to go. I simply cannot afford to miss that train. What the heck! I’ll have to run, sweaty or not! I can explain to the boss why I’m perspiring so profusely. And…
Made it! Phew! That was close! I got a seat too. No sooner had I sat than the doors closed and the train began to noiselessly slide away from the station.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” said a voice over the intercom. “Welcome to the non-stop day trip to the capital city. Refreshments are available throughout the trip in the cafeteria carriage.”
I was on the wrong train. It was going the wrong way and it would take all day to get there.
At least refreshments are available. You can get another coffee.
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Trying to look on the bright side can be detrimental to ones health.
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That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention to the time. Your phone had an alarm clock, didn’t it? Oh, but you couldn’t be bothered to bring it along, could you? Young people nowadays!
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There was an wonderful antique wall clock I once saw in a museum in Cape Cod MS – it had only the hour hand. If you had an appointment at one o’clock (for example) you had an hour’s grace.
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That’s what I need some days.
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At least you won’t have to explain your excessive perspiration to the boss.
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Sweat would simply look like a lot of work was being done!
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Good point
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Now that is a fait accompli with a Hardyesque fatality. I am certain this guy is going to get caught by the ticket inspector, and since he has left his wallet behind in the coffee-stained trousers, he is going to get jailed at the end of the journey.
He is if course going to lose his job and hang his family because they are too many.
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Will the blood seep through the ceiling a la Tess?
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Blood will seep, only this will venom.
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As long as the venom is brightly coloured.
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Ah, so real. I bet this sort of thing happened to you–I’ve certainly had similar. Uma has read too much Hardy.
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Uma and myself have read ALL of Hardy! “The Mayor of Casterbridge” is my favourite!
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LOL. I’d have guessed Jude the Obscure or maybe Tess.
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It’s over 50 years since I read them. Shame on me!
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Not another story from real life, I hope?
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What makes you think the train system in New Zealand is efficient!
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Maybe he could find a new job at the destination!
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Yes! Life is an adventure!
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Just think how unfortunate it would have been if the trip had taken a year!
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You get a lifetime award for that comment.
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My life is complete.
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Sorry – typo – I didn’t mean to say “You get a Lifetime Award” I meant to say “You get life”.
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Ok. I had that one coming.
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Sometimes you just have to surrender to fate…
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Fate has a way of creeping up and pouncing.
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