Barry was having an affair. The whole village knew about it. No wonder Melissa had left him. This had probably been going on for months.
No one had a clue who the woman was that he was having an affair with. Was it someone they knew? Was it someone from out of town? No one had seen her. What they had seen, and rather regularly, was a bump in the backseat covered in a blanket. Barry’s car was always firmly in his garage with the automatic door solidly shut before who-ever-it-was undoubtedly emerged from under the blanket in the back seat and entered the house.
The village was a tight knit community. They cared about each other, and not knowing the identity of Barry’s lover was driving them crazy. Anne proposed a plan.
Barry had a large garden. This was a remnant from when Melissa ran the house. “It’s my turn,” said Anne, “to do the flowers for the church this coming Sunday. I shall go and ask Barry if we can have some flowers from his garden for the church.”
It was a brilliant plan! While there Anne would poke around for clues. Perhaps the lover might be spied. Perhaps Barry might drop a hint.
Sunday morning came. The church flowers from Barry’s garden were gorgeous. Anne was to be congratulated. But did she find out anything of interest?
“Not a thing!” declared Anne. “Not a whiff of a hint.”
Everyone pretended not to be disappointed.
Anne breathed a sigh of relief. Her secret was still safe.
Ah-Hah!
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Ah-Hah!
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I guess I had an “Ah-Hah!” moment.
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It was a brilliant plan
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Thank you. It’s a plan that should be put to the test!
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I would have thrown Elsie under the bus. It would stop people from being curious, and she kind of had it coming after that thing that happened last November.
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Yeah – but Norm wouldn’t be too happy.
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We don’t talk about Norm.
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In my last house I lived in there was a Norm living on both sides. One of them dropped dead at the front door screaming at his partner “You’re just a F***-bag”. It couldn’t have been timed better on a stage!
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Haha, that’s fantastic!
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Well, I spied you! I mean, I could tell it was Anne even before the conclusion.
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I thought you might – you have a suspicious mind!
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Am I thinking too Bruce-like in assuming those bumps under the blanket were part of my the garden was well-fertilized and that Anne added Barry to the mix Saturday night?
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that was one heck of a plan!
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I saw that coming.
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Darn – I’m getting too guessable!
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Hiding in plain sight!
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Indeed!
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