I paid good money to a tree doctor to have the dead tree cut down and taken away that was disfiguring my garden lawn. And what happened? The idiot cut down the wrong tree. He’s not going to get paid.
“You’re not getting paid,” I told him. “You’ve cut down the wrong tree.”
“You’ll pay me or else,” he said. “I cut down the tree you pointed out.”
“You’re not getting paid, and that’s that,” I said.
“Lady, why don’t you suck eggs?”
Well, that settled that. I’m not going to have a bigoted lumberjack cut down my wrong tree and tell me to suck eggs. Who does he think he is? Does he think he’s Lord Muck of Egypt or what? He can put his chainsaw in his pipe and smoke it.
All that was seven years ago. I still can’t mow my lawn. Sometimes I wish I’d never married him.
Surprise! His name actually is Lord Muck. He was born in Egypt.
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You people seem to mix in the most surprising circles.
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Believe me, it’s even worse than you think.
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You always leave your readers wanting to know more.
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Knowledge is power. We’re here to entertain, not randomly disseminate power amongst the masses.
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You sound like you’re intending to hold a political party convention.
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This town certainly would look better with posters of my face on every street corner. On a different tack, “Riders To The Sea” is every bit as good as you hyped it to be.
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Änd a fish that would be stinking” is my favorite Synge line and I have no idea why!
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Sounds like a line you might write.
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That’s very kind!
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Now is he related to the Upper Muckity-Mucks of Lower Upper Cairo?
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Definitely a close relation – they had moved to Colorado because there were so few trees growing around the pyramids and they loved trees.
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Well, ours are very beautiful when they’re not on fire.
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Eke!
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Yeah. There are 4 wildfires burning in the state at the moment with little or no containment. The smoke covers the mountains with a haze and warnings are sent out for people like my wife and I who have asthma.
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Well take great care Herb.
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Yes sir. I have my inhalers at the ready.
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Laughing….
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Glad to have got a laugh, Cindy!
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Before I read this, it never occurred to me there could be a woman out there, allegedly addicted to sucking eggs, willing to marry a forgetful lumberjack.
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It is always a privilege to extend your education.
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Ooh, Bruce, a romance!💕
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You should know by now that I’m a stickler for Romance.
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She clearly only married him for his chainsaw!
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That’s nearly always the case apparently.
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