Judy rather proudly proclaimed in her stringent voice (it was actually a private conversation but she spoke loud enough for everyone to hear because she was so pleased with herself) that her golden retriever puppy had learnt to open the bathroom door and then open the shower door and get into the shower.
“Right when I’m having a shower,” she said. “Right when I’ve shampooed my hair and have my eyes shut. The first time I got a huge fright, but I’m used to it now. Such a clever puppy! Intelligent! He loves playing in water. And then by the time I’ve rinsed the shampoo out of my hair and opened my eyes, the puppy’s gone. But he always turns the light on. Isn’t that clever?”
“I thought you were going to say it was the fancy man that visits your house every day around that time,” said Ivan.
“What fancy man?”
Of course, Ivan was making it up, but he hated show-offs.
Ivan is just jealous because it sounds like an absolutely golden shower.
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LOL James. I think it said Golden Retriever!
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Exactly. A shower with a Golden Retriever is surely the most golden of all the showers. Unless I’ve made a faux pas…
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Thank goodness I’m no good at French!
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Best story yet!
By the way, why is it always a ‘fancy man’? Couldn’t it be a kinda ordinary man once in a while? None of the men I know could be deemed to be fancy.
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How terrible to want to be ordinary!!!
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That is most unsatsifactory, nay … ordinary, reply.
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If the ordinary comes out of my mouth it must be out of the ordinary. I will try and have less fancy men for you in the future!
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Golden retrievers are so smart!
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Especially smart at turning the light on… My jolly springer spaniel has had 3 epileptic fits today – so I’m up the wall and waiting for the vet to call!
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Ugh. Sorry about that. My collie has recently perfected the fine art of lifting the toilet seat. Those long noses are good for something.
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Ha! I presume it’s a boy!
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Actually no. Lolz.
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Well trained then!
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True dat!
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That’s a playful story which made me envious. Of course, Ivan knows better.
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Ha! Ha!
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Didn’t I see Ivan the other day wearing a tuxedo?
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Ha!
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