It had been raining for what seemed like weeks. Quite honestly, Leon was running short on bath towels. The first batch of washed bath towels he pegged out on the outside clothesline in the rain. Often it would be fine the day after rain, and having laundry rinsed in the rain added to their freshness once they had dried. But this batch of six towels simply did not seem to want to dry.
It wasn’t as if he was made of towels. He had eight altogether, three red and three grey and two white. After the initial wash he was left with two dry towels that quickly dampened when Leon took a shower.
There were a few other things Leon was trying to dry as well. For example, his wife’s woollen pullover had been damp for so long that he thought it really needed a quick rinse to freshen it up again.
His living and dining rooms were festooned with drying laundry. The backs of chair, the table, even the television, had towels draped over them.
Leon thought of going out and buying a new set of bath towels. But then what would he do with this lot of towels once they had dried? Would he simply throw them away? Why wouldn’t they hurry and dry? These six towels that he had used to mop up his wife’s blood after he’d shot her. The woollen pullover, once dried, he would burn.
We’ve all been there. The laundry thing I mean. Not the other thing.
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You can pretend all you like, but I know you mean the murder!
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Speak for yourself, James.
I’ve shot many wives. Hell, I’m shooting one right now.
And the towels haven’t even dried from the last one!
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That’s in very bad taste. You do need to let the towels dry first.
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LOL James.
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Don’t you just hate it when after moping up you forget to wash the towels and use them to dry the dishes?
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Bruce, don’t be an uncivilised mongrel. There are wife-killing towels, and dish towels. I’m ashamed to know you right now.
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But I like being an uncivilized mongrel. You can come and dry my dishes anytime – and I might get a bit of class.
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Leon REALLY wanted to conserve towels didn’t he?
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Clearly he had principles.
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He sure has his priorities straight!
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Perhaps we could learn from him and always have a good supply of towels handy.
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Oh, that old Leon. What a miser. It’ll be his undoing yet.
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You’d think he’d at least donate his used towels to some charity.
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Leon has 6 bath towels. He uses 6 of them to clean up the blood from his wife’s murder. How many bath towels remain?
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Yes, I see that I miswrote one of those numbers, but you know what? That’s ok. I wrote the friggen question and I’m sticking to it.
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Ha! You just made it harder that’s all. But me with my quantum mechanics – well he can’t use a towel to strangle the next victim so he’ll have to use his belt or a scarf.
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Or that woolen pullover.
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I never thought of that – the woolen pullover would make it more comfortable for the victim.
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Isn’t that what they used on Epstein?
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You’ll have to ask Clinton and Prince Andrew!
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I am unable to ask that question, due to my medical inability to sweat.
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LOL(z) – as dry as a witch’s crotch (as the saying goes over here)… Do you ever go to bed? (This is not a proposition, but you seem to be up and about 24/7!)
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Lolz. I love that saying. Nope. Never sleep. Sleep is for the weak! I actually looked it up, and New Zealand is 19 hours ahead of me, so my schedule probably lines up with yours fairly closely.
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Yes I just worked out the 19 hours too! And I go to bed early and get up early.
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Ben Franklin says that should make you healthy, wealthy and wise. How’s that going for you?
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I’m unhealthy, unwealthy, and unwise. There must be a statue of Franklin I can pull down.
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Franklin followed his own advice and got wise. No one wants to tear up a hundred dollar bill.
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I hate it when the bloody towels won’t dry.
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People are forever asking me how come my towels are so wet, but I don’t know what else to do other than to wear a towel in the shower for the sake of modesty.
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No mystery there. You’ve been out here in the desert southwest. Even when I wear a towel in the shower for modesty’s sake, when I step out of the shower the towel is dry.
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Ha ha – I remember flying from an unbearable humid-sticky Boston, and getting out of the plane in Phoenix at 110 F. and it was dry and glorious!
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And just think. Phoenex is humid compared to Albuquerque.
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Yes – I missed out on sweating it out in Albuquerque. Besides, I still can’t spell it without having to look it up.
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I’m impressed. And you are on the other side of the world and know Albuquerque is in the USA. One time I applied to rent computers for a contract we had where we needed computers in the field for a two months and I didn’t want to buy six laptops for a two month project. After I filled out the forms online, I got a denial because they said they only rented computers in the United States. The rental company was in Boston.
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LOL!!
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Now, now! Isn’t that the proverbial bloodiness of dirty laundry? Meanwhile, my towels are of strange colour. But I shame to wear a towel so dry.
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There’s little reason to throw in the towel.
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Haunted towels – they will forever be wet with a strangely pungent smell…
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In the old days heat would escape from the hot water cylinder to keep towels and sheets etc warm and dry. Now they have improved them and the “hot water cupboard” is as cold as any other cupboard.
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Yep we had an ‘airing cupboard’ when I was growing up, you could put things on the boiler to dry and store your towels in the cupboard above. Now we don’t have a hot water cylinder, just a square box in the kitchen!
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Loved this story! Or was it not a story? 😊
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Thanks. Perhaps the truth of the story will never come out!
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