It was to be the first birthday of Robyn’s firstborn, a girl, and the first grandchild of Mario and Dora. Robyn organized a little party for the occasion.
Robyn couldn’t believe that a whole year had gone by since the birth of her daughter. She had spent ages, both before and after the birth, in selecting a name for her child. It had to be something different; something uncommon but pronounceable; something that wasn’t silly and sounded like a proper name. Robyn thought of Keats, but really that was more suited to a boy. She thought of foreign names; some of the African names were beautiful but no one would know how to pronounce them properly.
Of course, it could be said that Robyn had spent too much time in selecting a name for her daughter. “Just name the child!” Robyn’s mother had said.
Now, a year on at the party things still weren’t settled. Robyn made an announcement.
“I’m changing the baby’s name. When I named her originally I thought the name was beautiful, but not so any more. From now on she will be known as Veronica and not Corona.”
Yes, that was an awkward name choice.
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I got it out of the death column in the paper (where I get most of my names) but in this case it was “Loved daughter of Corona and Fred”.
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It means crown, doesn’t it.
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Yes – I believe so, although it’s a good 55 years since I gave up Latin.
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I’m glad you were studying Latin so long before birth.
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Ha ha! You mean 40 years or so before YOU were born.
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You charmer, you.
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In real life I’m more brusque.
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Yep. Give that one up. Pretty pretentious anyway.
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It’s a name that possibly would go viral.
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Corona in Spanish which means Crown would have been a very worthy name in November 2019. Patience can indeed be a virtue even though there were other Corona viruses out there. I still think it’s a pretty good name so I wouldn’t hold that against Robyn’s daughter Corona unless she subsequently spread herself to all parts of the globe. That’s probably where I will end my comment.
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LOL – in that case I possibly wouldn’t be averse to getting Corona.
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I’ll drink to that.
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Cheerrs! In my neck of the woods you’re possibly what we call a pisshead. Do you have that expression?
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Nope. Sounds like an insult?
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It’s not really an insult – more pulling person’s leg. It means you’re youngish and like your beer – “You’re a pisshead” Mind you. being pissed in New Zealand/Australia means you’re drunk as can be. So we get confused when an American says he’s pissed!
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Haha, I see. I drink in moderation, not generally enough to get drunk, except on special occasions, but enough to propose a toast. (Truth be told I’m more of a whiskey guy, kind of partial to my Jack Daniels, but that’s not as funny.)
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In my dotage I’ve narrowed myself down to having a wine before dinner, and having a wine, and have a wine, and also having a wine. Did I say that twice?
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I lost count after “wine.”
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Ha! Cheers!
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The child had a hair’s breadth escape. Doesn’t that sound stale though? I feel sorry how the baby missed being named Rakotondrandria.
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I rather like Rakotondrandria, provided she wouldn’t be shortened to Andria.
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How true!
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!!
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People come up with very odd names and spellings around here!
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Utah I would imagine is a haven for unusual names – it’s all that salt.
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I thought the problem was all the children; you run out of names more quickly.
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Perhaps the Utah salt drives people to be more creative!
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Oh dear, guess she should have waited a bit longer! It’s always interesting to see the names that are trending – old-fashioned names are more in vogue these days. I just pity the poor children whose parents can’t spell their name properly!
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I agree – I don’t mind an odd name too much, but a wrongly spelled one means a lifetime of “That’s not how you spell it”.
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