Look, I told my son. Look, I said. I told you how to do it but you wouldn’t listen. And now you’re in deep trouble. You’re just like your father was, I said, always acting before thinking things through.
I tried to warn you, but oh no! Young people always know better these days. Well in this case I knew better, from personal experience. You didn’t listen, so now you’ll have to pay for the consequences on your own. I’ve achieved what you’ve achieved I suppose a dozen times or so, but without any of the hassle.
I’ve come across so many like you. They all thought they knew better. They just ignored common sense advice. And now look at them.
You know I’ve been wanting you to do what you did for a long time, but not in the way you went about it. If you’d asked me I could have given you names to help. From now on it’s nothing to do with me. Just don’t involve me.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice: if you were going to murder your father you didn’t have to do it yourself. You hire a professional. I could have helped with the cost. Now look at the mess you’re in.
Mother knows best.
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Always!!
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Sometimes you just can’t be told. DIY always sounds like the cheaper option, but then you have to pay to clean up the mess.
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Now that sounds like the voice of experience.
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I’ve learned the hard way.
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I think we all do (usually)!
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And the best part is that the parents had a joint checking account, so the Father actually would have been paying to have himself killed.
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Precisely – which is why I always check the joint account before loading the gun. Oh sorry… by Joint Account I thought you meant a joint account.
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Very intelligent of you.
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Such things come to me naturally – I don’t even have to think,
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You and Carly Rae Jepsen.
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Anyone who performs with Justin Bieber is a friend of mine
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Good call.
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By the end of Dad’s tirade, I was ready to murder him…for free.
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LOL – I wouldn’t tell a soul.
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That is a perfect dramatic monologue.
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Thanks. I never thought of that. I sometimes write things like they’re in a play on stage – so I guess that’s the same thing.
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Damn millennial’s just won’t listen.
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That’s my experience. I said, if you want to kill grandma you must see me first.
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They don’t understand about…”accidents” that can happen.
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😀 They never listen.
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