The late King of Thailand had a fairly long name.
Queen: Would you like a cup of tea, Vajiralongkorn Borommachakkrayadisonsantatiwong Thewetthamrongsuboriban Aphikhunuprakanmahittaladunladet Phumiphonnaretwarangkun Kittisirisombunsawangkhawat Borommakhattiyaratchakuman?
King: Yes, darling, that would be lovely.
Queen: Would you like it with milk this time, Vajiralongkorn Borommachakkrayadisonsantatiwong Thewetthamrongsuboriban Aphikhunuprakanmahittaladunladet Phumiphonnaretwarangkun Kittisirisombunsawangkhawat Borommakhattiyaratchakuman, or would you like it without?
King: I’ll have it with milk, thanks darling.
Queen: Sugar, Vajiralongkorn Borommachakkrayadisonsantatiwong Thewetthamrongsuboriban Aphikhunuprakanmahittaladunladet Phumiphonnaretwarangkun Kittisirisombunsawangkhawat Borommakhattiyaratchakuman?
King: Yes.
Queen: One or two lumps, Vajiralongkorn Borommachakkrayadisonsantatiwong Thewetthamrongsuboriban Aphikhunuprakanmahittaladunladet Phumiphonnaretwarangkun Kittisirisombunsawangkhawat Borommakhattiyaratchakuman?
King: Two, thanks.
Queen: Would you like a cookie with that Vajiralongkorn Borommachakkrayadisonsantatiwong Thewetthamrongsuboriban Aphikhunuprakanmahittaladunladet Phumiphonnaretwarangkun Kittisirisombunsawangkhawat Borommakhattiyaratchakuman?
King: Oh for crying out loud; the bloody tea’s gone cold again.
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Ya know, yer majesty, you could say how you wanted it all in the first sentence.
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There’s probably a royal procedure that has to be followed….
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There likely is but some rules might need a slight bit of bending, perhaps?
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I like to bend the rules.
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I think I may have observed that a time or two.
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Vaj could take up drinking beer instead.
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Vaj? Do I know him?
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I may have taken tea with him once or twice. Luckily I like mine cool, while some like it hot.
Here is name generator for your next Thai story.
http://www.top-100-baby-names-search.com/thai-baby-names.html
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Thanks for the link. Now I’ve just got to make a story.
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I’m having a hard time believing you pulled this out of the obits.
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Bruce gets around, dum-best-blogger!
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Thanks Yvonne. I have been around, that’s true – what amazes me is that I’ve managed to avoid so many diseases.
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As i said – the late king – but however my rules were a little stretched on this one as is my want with most rules.
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That’s fair.
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Gold!
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Earl Grey,
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haha
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I am seriously considering employing AI to assist me in reading your tea time posts. But it will fail, because I am sure that any AI engine worth it’s salt would have predicted a cold blooded execution of the Queen at the end, whereas, it was merely a matter of a cup of tea gone cold.
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I am presuming that by AI you mean Artificial Intelligence, and not what we ex-farmers refer to as AI i.e. Artificial Insemination. I laugh every time I hear AI on the news!
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Come to think of it, the one AI could be at the core of the other.
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One could be at the service of the other
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Haha, great fun!
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Thanks, Andrea! I trust you Spring springs well!
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A good chuckle for today. She was dumb – should have asked all the questions at the same time!
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!! Asking “Tea?” would’ve solved everything!
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