Lloyd would reheat a mug of coffee twice a day. He would place the mug in the microwave, press the one minute button, and start.
Every time he would impatiently pace up and down in front of the microwave; this was one minute of his life wasted. One minute wasted! How things would add up! Reheating twice a day meant two minutes wasted a day. That was almost quarter of an hour a week. Multiply that by the number of weeks in a year and it would come to thirteen hours. In round numbers that was one whole day wasted every two years. In a decade that would be five days. In fifty years it would amount to a month or so.
How he would appreciate that extra month at the end of his life! “Hey!” said God. “You didn’t waste two minutes a day reheating your coffee. You drank your coffee cold. You saved a month! Here’s that extra month tacked onto the end of your life!”
Time went by. The end was near. Lloyd lay on his hospital bed wracked with bone cancer. The pain was excruciating. Things dragged on for an extra month.
‘Be careful what you wish for.’
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I’m just back from shopping prior to our lockdown. Plenty of everything says the Prime Minister. But no flour no yeast no couscous no pasta no coffee no bouillon – and a lady in the aisle I was in coughed. If I don’t die of the virus then there’s malnutrition to look forward to!!
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That sounds like one of your stories.
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It just goes to show that all of my stories are true.
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Sniffle. Oh, that was a sympathy sniffle, not a sick sniffle.
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This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a sniffle.
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I’m surprised you guys weren’t already in ‘Lockdown’ Bruce. We started it last Friday. I hear you about the unavailability of products. I went to the Supermarket yesterday and no eggs!
It’s been a while, I hope this message finds you well. At least you have a spacious garden and yard to prance around in. I’m envious of you at this time. lol
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Glad you are still around, Matthew. Yes – full force lockdown happens at midnight tonight (Wednesday). I don’t understand such things: Full shutdown will happen in 3 days, so try and give the virus to as many as possible before then… May you and your stay safe!
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Oh, I’m still around Bruce lol. My motivation has waned keeping my site churning.
I’m unaware of how Coronavirus is affecting NZ. I hope they can contain it and extinguish the f%&ker. Here in Colombia the cases are slowly rising (320) at the moment. I hope the tropical climate, humidity, altitude and strict quarantining nips it in the bud. The problem is we have too few test kits so God knows what the real numbers are, but you would think more people would be presenting themselves at hospital if it were much higher than the official count. Anyway, it’s just a waiting game in the meantime.
You too buddy – you and family please stay safe.
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Brilliant.
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Thank you. I enjoyed writing this one.
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It’s a goodun.
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Be careful for what you wish for. Sin not. Drink not your coffee cold.
PS: We are under a curfew. How’s life on the southeastern edge of the planet? Are you heating your coffee yet?
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I’m currently having a nice hot cup of tea after dinner. We haven’t paid our TV fee so there’s nothing on tele. With no current income we’re being careful!
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I am surely wishing wagonloads of good luck and income to you.
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Thanks – from tomorrow everything shuts down. Do you still have everything open – apart from the curfew?
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The essential goods and services are being kept open, including banks.
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