Gary was the biggest bully this side of the Berlin Wall. Or he would have been if the Berlin Wall was still standing.
If some kid was walking along at school and eating something, like a bun or a piece of cake, Gary would accidentally bump into them so that the thing the kid was holding in his hand dropped onto the ground.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the victim would say.
“I’m sorry too,” Gary would say. “Real sorry.” And he would accidentally step on the dropped food and squashed it into the ground.
All the kids were scared of him.
One day, it was not at school but on the street, Gary bumped into a kid from school who was eating an ice cream. The ice cream fell to the ground. The kid from school had had enough. He bashed Gary up good and proper.
“We should learn not to be violent,” the principal said on Monday morning. The kid got “ten hours of community service”. Gary continues to bump into people. He’s such a friendly chap.
This made me a little bit sad, a little bit mad.
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The sad bit came as a surprise…
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Sad for the ice cream kid.
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Like the ice cream – you make my heart melt…!
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Gary might be looking at a death sentence if he keeps this up 😛
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Perhaps I could save everyone the trouble and kill Gary off earlier in a story!
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People shouldn’t eat ice cream, so I’m glad you didn’t. Gary serves as an unheralded health advocate.
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Ice cream eaters should be lined up and shot because they don’t seem to realize they’re ruining their lives.
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Gary have good intentions after all
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Why does that remind of the POTUS?
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Personally Uma – it reminds me more of Pelosi!
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That could be the size of it.
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I give the USA 5 years before it’s communist; Europe 15 years before it’s Muslim, and most other countries no years before they’re ruled by autocrats.
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I couldn’t have agreed more.
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Bruce, you were supposed to give Gary the justice he deserves!
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His time will come!
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Sadly this is often the way it goes, I hate bullies but don’t think they often get their comeuppance!
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Agreed!
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If Gary’s not careful, someone’s going to bump him off.
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I wouldn’t mind bumping him off myself!
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