Bernice was a lovely little old lady who drove around in a beat-up old car and lived in a cosy bungalow with a cottage garden and a sausage dog. She was always pleasant – some would say delightful – and hence would be invited to gatherings here and there whenever a celebration was called for. For example, the local school always invited her to their Christmas party (not that they called it a Christmas party) simply because she was delightful company.
Bernice had a saying if anyone asked her age: “Quite frankly, I can’t afford to die.” It was true that the cost of dying had rocketed into the stratosphere in recent years. There was the coffin and the funeral and the hearse and the flowers and the… Would it never end?
Well, afford it or not, Bernice passed away. Her will requested a simple funeral, the sausage dog got looked after, and the school got to build a new gymnasium.
This post takes a different direction from the other darker ones, but I enjoyed it.
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Thanks Nitin – if I get dark all the time eventually no one will be able to see anything!
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I suppose you can call it a case of kindness rewarded but I rather wish she’d treated herself a little bit more when she could. But kindness is definitely its own reward. Glad the dog got looked after.
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I threw in care of the dog as an afterthought. Although fiction, I kind of wondered why the government wasn’t paying for the gym!
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I knew she was a gonner, but I’m glad the sausage got looked after and the gym teachers in their short shorts made to feel secure they work for a living.
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Depends what gender the gym teacher in shorts is… Ooops
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At last, a happy ending! Dog provided for and a legacy. Would that we all could die so prepared.
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Yes – I think I’m in that position – won’t know till it happens!!
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Apparently, the Grim Reaper doesn’t believe in materialistic leanings of the mortals. It is a nice story that breaks the news of the inevitable ever so gently.
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Yes, thanks Uma – although I suspect the school by inviting her to their Christmas party already know that she was “loaded”.
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She kept her finances hidden! Kudos to her!
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I keep my finances well hidden too, Noelle. Which is probably why I can never find them!
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This was very charmng. You so need to put that line just now into a story
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Getting near story 1700 and then taking a rest!
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