Fergus was a little bit of a loner. He kept to himself quite a bit. It’s not that he was anti-social. He would say hello most courteously when greeted by a neighbour over the fence or in the supermarket. But he liked his own space and the neighbours respected that.
No one knew much about him. He never seemed to have visitors or family call. He seemed happy enough in his garden. He had, he once told next-door neighbours Mr and Mrs Wilburton, retired from work a good seven or eight years ago. He had been “self-employed”.
It was the Wilburtons who had gone out of their way to invite Fergus to their Thanksgiving dinner. Fergus accepted, and for the last four years he had enjoyed Thanksgiving with the Wilburton family.
But all good things must come to an end. It was a sad day when Fergus died. Quite swiftly. He’d been ill for a week. Things were not going to be quite the same without Fergus at Thanksgiving.
When Thanksgiving did arrive the phone rang. It was Fergus’s attorney. Fergus had left them four million eight hundred thousand and forty-two dollars and a card that simply said “THANK YOU”.
What excitement! Once the lawyer’s fees and the Tax Department were dealt with it was time to go on the trip of a lifetime they had only ever dreamt about. They went to Africa! There, Mrs Wilburton contracted malaria and died, which could never have happened without Fergus’s generosity.
Gawd this was funny. He must have been laughing all the way to the devil’s bank!
Thanks! My computer has decided to ignore all css files – so all formatting has gone down the drain on every site including my own!
That’s funny too. You should have made a post about that. Just kidding Bruce – that sux.
This is just trying to fix things on my computer so you can ignore this comment altogether – unless you know why my IE11 is not taking any notice of any css instructions!
Sometimes I suspect if you are Thomas Hardy reborn.
Thank you, Uma! That is so an exciting thing for you to say! (I was going to say, oh – my secret’s out!)
But at least she fulfilled her dream!
Well it’s going to get us sometime, may as well be while fulfilling a dream. PS. I’ve let this blog die and started another one. I’ve left you a note on another post. Please give it a read if you get the chance. Its mostly about books.
V bad Bruce. You could have stopped with the Wilburtons going on a holiday.