(Thanks to Matthew for suggesting the opening sentence).
He lived on hills resembling ‘The Shire’ and his feet were covered with curly hair. His name was Bartholomew Baggins and his solo mother always said that his father was a hobbit. He thought it was a big fib, but now that he’d reached puberty he began to suspect, with his hairy feet, that what his mother claimed was true.
Bartholomew always wore shoes to school, even though sandals (and even bare feet) were permitted in summer. That was to cover up his emerging hobbitness. He was ashamed to think that his father was a hobbit. No one had seen a hobbit, and even though everyone liked hobbits in books and films there wasn’t a person at his school who believed they actually existed. They would make fun of his hairy feet.
And then, one evening, Bartholomew left his mother’s house. There was a full moon although ragged clouds scuttled across the night sky. He knelt down and drank rainwater that had gathered in a strange footprint in the garden. Bartholomew stood and howled to the moon. He was covered in hair. He was on his first hunt.
Well, he should’ve seen that coming!
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But it’s not what happens in the movies (which I’ve never seen)
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I assumed you were writing your own script.
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I am not at all hirsuitical!
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I had been looking forward so much to see what you would do with the opening sentence and you didn’t disappoint. That was well worth the wait! I’m still chuckling.
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I enjoyed dehobbitizing your opening!
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This is very good. I expected a parody of a long journey involving battling the evil in him with a ring thrown in, but I happen to like werewolves (a few at least.)
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Growwllllllll ! That was meant to be to the full moon!
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I loved the end. You turned the opening into a silken smooth stream. The part where he drank water from the puddle of a strange looking footprint was the Midas touch!
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Thanks! I had to research the rain water in a footprint. Wikipedia I think!
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Whoops! Mistaken identity. How long did his mother think she could hide it?
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It’s always better to tell children the truth from the minute they’re born!
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Yup, even werewolves!
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Woe betide those who laughed at those hairy feet!
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Hairy feet is nothing – it’s hair on the palms of my hands that are a worry.
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